Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Higher_Fire 1
definitely not fml-worthy
EmoOrange 0
Just out of curiosity. Was her hand in her pants or outside of her pants?
ryansims 0
hmmmmm like a scratch and sniff sticker
Igor_g5 0
Read my other comments. I think # 10 is a pretty girl. but she shouldn't look down, she should look up. I'd like to see her eyes. Looks like a beautiful girl. Us decent human beings, regardless of our skin tone, need to vote that piece of shit outa here. I gave her a thumbs down.
hpfan777 0
113- yes, YOU'RE one to talk about class
Igor_g5 0
Was that directed at me?
Igor_g5 0
Never said anything about class. But since you brought it up, my "Ape- woman" got more class than you racist assholes could ever hope for. So do I.
Igor_g5 0
Sorry, just noticed that was directed at 113. No offense but this "looks like an ape" shit got me pissed.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
at least she didnt pick the wet poo inside her anus and smelled it
sallen0046 4
Grow up, OP. It's fairly common practice for most women to do something very similar to this before engaging in any sexual activity. I've seen practically every man I know, and many I didn't do exactly the same thing in public.
Igor_g5 0
Exactly. Make sure it don't smell bad before I spend an hour with it in my face.
arianwen 0
Good god, are women *people*?
Kidvinny 0
LOL my girlfriend does this all the time and I tease her calling her "scratch N sniff"
irmike 0
haha ask her if she needs a hand next time