Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
loriaking18 0
lmao! that's gross just like when you men do it!
Luke1717 0
wow is it really that bad? did she make you smell them afterwards? don't think so
Asherpie 0
she was probably giving herself a smell check for YOU.
that1skaterxX 0
lmfaoo yo thass nasty
Baker_FoCo 0
Don't bitch, OP. Your girlfriend is just comfortable around you. There's nothing bad about that. Make it sexy. Tell her that's your job, and go down on her.
hhhiii 0
oh cmon. Girls can you honestly say you have never ever done that? guys scratch their junk all the time well touch it, what's the difference yeah it's gross she smelled it but seriously -.-
pomegranateangst 0
Quit bitching. Girls who don't check their smell usually have stinky twats. I bet if your gf had an odor problem, she'd be on top of that.
Beckkk30 5
its only disgusting when she sniffs it makes a face and pulls her hand away as fast as she could
oshi16toofly 0
you should ask how often she bathes. that's icky!
oshi16toofly 0
that's not my pic!! I'm black very black