Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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imright24 0
And what's with the "don't let her touch you" and "make sure she washes her hands" bullshit? if it grosses you out that much, you must have a very boring sex life, not wanting to get any of "that" on you.
Taipan_fml 0
Agreed, OP it's not like you're not getting the same exact thing on your hands and in your mouth, assuming she's got good hygiene.
ladyluck82 9
Maybe she just likes the smell of the ocean?
OhMyFuckingGodd 0
ewww.
diirty_brunette 0
I agree with
musicismything 0
I bet half the people on here have done that.
GeekboyCol 0
OP is in team Edward. What a prude!
scroojilicious 1
Confucius says: " Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger."
sculp91 0
lmao ewwww
LYONkyle22 0
Dude, she is just makin sure she smells good for you...
poppetsauce 4
Ok..for starters; ALL GUYS DO THAT. In VARIOUS areas. I have seen men itch and then smell (asscrack, nut sack, bellybutton, armpit, back fat) So really, tell us you have never done it yourself. Secondly, I'll admit I have ALWAYS done that to myself. Why? BECAUSE of jackasses always making references to ****** & fishiness, girls and women a like are paranoid to death that this will actually happen! So out of habit, if My hand happens to itch something near my honeypot, I will always check to make sure I am always fresh & ready! Though I generally make a point to make sure no one observes this behavior but I will admit to it here lol And I am happy to say that I have never, ever smelled of anything aquatic.
aardvarkish 17
I'd rather smell of something aquatic than alder berries.
breakof0 0
actually the two things that turn girls on most are pumpkin pie and the smell of there own or another girls like "smell".
max400 0
No dumbass, girls are attracted to the smell of cucumber, it's boys that are attracted to pumpkin pie scents and lavender.
breakof0 0
you wanna bet? I just got down watching manswers when I posted this, and idk cucumebers might to but pumpkin pie makes 11% more blood flow to men and womens crotch.