Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
rozziepop
Visalia, United States
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
thornrose22
United States
Do it again
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Brevard, United States
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Achoo
United States
Love is…
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Snot the end of the world.
zachherbert 10
I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.
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Comments (180)
TKmax 5
He's a keeper. I wonder how he realised he likes the taste.
MrBrightside21 20
Probably sneezed on bacon, and realized "Hey, bacon is too magically delicious to let go to waste." And now every time he tastes the snot, he tastes bacon. Or I am completely wrong.
ant1078 7
Probably wayy back when he was 2
margokle 1
Maybe he is just cleaning up his mess.
lonkite101 14
Umm
TheStoryOfWazza 9
She should have licked it too, to show she supports him!!!!!
doctorhook86 25
And to think: that's the same tongue he licks you with...
truth_spitta 0
I thought everybody did that?
daisiebud 18
My math teacher did that once during class.
heyhihello95 12
And to think you kiss that... Gross!
zachherbert 10
I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.
Listerinekiss_fml 7
There's nothing better than a snot covered tongue to add to a French kiss...but seriously that's absolutely disgusting
TheStoryOfWazza 9
In sickness and in health...
deransc 19
That's gettin' down with some serious sickness
MuseFan1991 14
so? i do that if there are no tissues about
MURIKKA 11
Lol?
everydayFML2121 5
Roflmao?
cali4eva 12
That's disgusting, at least use your sleeve
hockeyoceancity 13
48- Yes then you can have crusted up boogers on it! :) Yay. When you get hungry, just scartch off alittle booger off your sleeve and grub!
GothicAngel17 24
I've got sinusitis and sometimes find myself without tissues and I have to sneeze, but NEVER have I licked my hand afterwards. That's incredibly gross! Normal people use the inside of their sleeve...
snowfox_fml 10
What defines a normal person? No one is flawless
truthbringer007 6
Normal is not licking your snot lol
coconutdaydream 7
Why not wipe it on your trousers then wash your hands? X
onlychildFTW 34
Hmm. Licking it seems very gross. Don't you people sneeze into your sleeve? Sneezing into hands is horrible inconsiderate to others. Because anything you touch gets germs all over for others. So by sneezing in your hands you're selfish.
caplox 6
Not even funny.. Disgusting.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Repulsive
amanda998 3
You're disgusting.
MuseFan1991 14
im sure im gona get thumbed down again for this, but can i point out i said 'when there are no tissues around'? this happens very rarely and about 90% of the time i sneeze into tissues. im not that disgusting, i swear :(
kyz_xox 11
My first reaction was "Ewww gross!"
hockeyoceancity 13
Your profile picture is cute looking but then i read the name of the Knitler.... ****** up.
whosindahouse 9
And your second reaction is to lick snot off your hand.
drunkandfml 11
I'm pretty sure that's OP's reaction too
midpocket 6
Big deal, he just put it back where it came from xD
MURIKKA 11
One sneezes put of their nose, not their mouth.
hockeyoceancity 13
Ehh... People can sneeze out of both actually. My brother has... I don't know if you'd call it a sneeze if it comes out of both but it's a scarey thing when it happens... I call it a "Rain Shower"
Prodigy7 4
I don't sneeze out of my nose...
KiddNYC1O 22
Hmmm... I sneeze out my mouth...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't sneeze. I'm afraid of my eyes popping out.
fabulosogurlee 7
That's weird...
deransc 19
You probably think its ok to do this with your turds then?
Miss_Attitude96 24
At least he didn't wipe it on you...?
fabulosogurlee 7
At least it snot on his sleeve!
myalleyway 9
sexy. he's a keeper.
Feared 9
That's a weird fetish.
myalleyway 9
it was also sarcasm
SqueakyChipmunk 22
We know, but "He's a keeper" is overused, and is down voted the majority of the time.
DocBastard 40
Snot the end of the world.
Lanewood 2
Haha good one.
F0xyTurtle 8
Badum, tss!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
If you think that gooey substance on his hand is hair gel, it's snot.
Pallywhack 4
Hey, Doc - check your profile and fix the typo.
DocBastard 40
Pallywhack - I realise I'm not perfect, but I do hate making typos. Unfortunately I don't see one. What am I missing?
causticgirl 6
The dearth of decent... I am sure you mean death
DocBastard 40
You're quite certainly mistaken. "Dearth" is exactly what I meant.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
What does dearth mean? I've never seen it anywhere, and I read a lot.
DocBastard 40
Dearth means a scarcity or lack of something, as in "There's a dearth of good comments and good commenters here."
causticgirl 6
My mistake Obviously.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yay, I learned a new word today!
Enslaved 38
I'm sure he's had nastier things in his mouth. JK that's pretty gross! :P
flashback.miss 28
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LaughinStock 16
^ Are you guys also seeing this shit?
JOcoco 14
95 - I see it but I'm not quite sure what I'm seeing...
MuseFan1991 14
95- troll face maybe?
peter27 0
Inb4 "Dump him"