Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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skiddalz 21
Location
juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
LilMissCanadian 22
It's more "I pity your life" in this case.
8Dirty1 24
amen
liv1222 29
You should really speak to him about it, that's not okay. But looking at the location... I'm not surprised.
TheLynx_fml 20
Run
okokalright 15
We desperately need a follow-up.
gogo44444 28
You should've respected his privacy (note the sarcasm)
NewTrustIssues 5
There is no sarcasm there 45
4everbymyself 12
Now now this could be an misunderstanding, but If he tries to brush your teeth then you do RUN!
Xamry14 10
Lol at the reference
ThisIsCarlJr 9
*bass drops*
failalltheway 22
Confront him about it. Ultra embarrassing mode.
higgysaurus 18
Humiliation is not how you should handle someone who has feelings for you. I totally get the fml, its gross and pretty ****** up, but he is still OPs brother and there is a way to handle it wothout ruining him emotionally.
Crossing 17
I agree with #46. Making him feel like that can cause depression. He probably wouldn't even beable to talk to his sister anymore without feeling guilty and disgusted with himself.
tantanpanda 26
He should feel disgusted with himself because seducing your sister is NOT ok.
Crossing 17
I never said it was okay. But we are talking about a human here. it's not like he can chose who he is attracted to. Obviously he shouldn't act on it but some of us don't have self control. Not liking yourself can make change, but there's a chance he can also become so depressed and unhappy he inflicts self harm.
countryb_cth 38
Plus it's an actual mental disorder called genetic sexual attraction (GSA). So humiliating him probably won't help. OP should talk with her parents and consider getting her brother some serious help.
FluffyPandas156 13
op can brotherzone him. that's only when a brotherzone would truly work.
addioty 19
He deserves to be humiliated. There's a difference between not being able to help feelings and SEARCHING how to seduce your sister.
Sizly 12
That's just sadistic. He's still a human being. Humiliation might lead to depression, which just leads to one less person who's useful in society. It's a lot more practical to just help your own BROTHER and let him move on instead of scarring him with guilt forever.
A_Good_Person 7
He'd probably rape her lol
marinkidink13 12
How the hell is rape an "lol" moment....?
kbryan0004 11
Seriously. this is not OK. there isn't an excuse for it. it's just wrong and seriously creepy and scary. ugghh and how can anyone sit here and say worry about how it scars him emotionally. he is already emotionally messed up. don't think it could get much worse. her parents need to be told ASAP and her brother needs psychiatric help. seriously.
higgysaurus 18
#147 so if a guy tells you he is going to kill himself, you find the best thing to do is humiliation? Saying why should we care about his feelings cause he is already messed up is ****** up on so many levels. First off, feelings come and go, so to ruin his life over some phase he had, doesn't make any sense at all. And even if it wasn't a phase have a heart, how he feels shouldn't change the fact that he still deserves help if he needs it.
Jbrady43 13
Even harder to escape than the friend zone #96
xlord 27
Get onto his computer and change his home screen to no.com or something similar.
twitchywaffles 26
Nothing is more special than a bond between brother and sister
pl0xs3rver 45
The Lannisters send their regards
Crossing 17
Long live the king of da north!
vonvaski 18
Tell him to get out of the house more.
skiddalz 21
Location
False_Stupidity 42
Funny you say that.. I don't normally jump onto the stereotype bandwagon but I immediately checked the location after reading this FML and thought to myself "say no more"...
ohSNAPyall 27
Funny, it sounds exactly like you're jumping on the stereotype bandwagon.
incoherentrmblr 22
I thought the usual location would be Virginia, West Virginia, or some where in the south...
LuckBeNimble 19
dammit Arkansas, you had one job.
higgysaurus 18
#49 thats why #22 said he doesn't normally jump on the stereotyping bandwagon....meaning he did this time And #66 Arkansas is pretty southern, further south than West Virginia actually, and its all the Ozarks, like hill people, thats who lives in Arkansas, hill people.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
#66 as opposed to Arkansas, which is in the north???
AcieMcG 21
That's the most perfect one worded comment I've ever read.
RoastCity 2
I incest that you speak to someone about this. Seriously... This is a problem.
finaldestination 17
I see what you did there
sstahpp 33
We all did.
luckypants 17
Oh wow, that is disturbing. Do you think it could be his super weird, misguided attempt at messing with you...? I know I'm grasping at straws here...yikes. And ew.
Shadowvoid 33
Fun Fact: Inter family sex is the most rapidly growing category of **** in the US, as of 2014. Well in hind sight, that wasn't a very fun fact.
yenze 18
Why do you know that?
MarkTheMintMan 21
Why shouldn't he?
Shadowvoid 33
It was a data point from like pornhub and maybe some other sites. There's a video for it
vet1 20
And here's to the devolution of mamkind...
philosophicallll 25
@59- they give you a chance to change your comment for a reason.
BeenIt 5
Never let tgat stat slip from your lips or the tips of your fingers...ever...again. It's not even socially acceptable to quote a stat like that. Shows how many ****** up people are in the world.
laden_swallow09 35
Fun fact: actors play pretend. **** actors are no different. Any two-bit cameraman slinging smut can tell any 18yo man to call any 40yo woman "Mommy" and vice versa and it would constitute as incest ****, regardless of any actual blood ties. I'd go so far as to say the tag "young/mature" would be more accurate… in most cases.
interesting33 37
Probably because of the stigma though and the thrill of something forbidden, not that they'd actually want to sleep with family in real life (in general)
BigOrca 2
I personally don't find my mom, dad, or brothers attractive and don't have any sisters. Only sister in laws. With that being said I've watched incest **** and really do like it. I don't think of my mom when I watch it. I see it as a role playing. If I had a sister or hot sister or step sister then..
USSRNAME 11
Say no more...