Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
yakyak132 0
lol 116
Xquisite1 28
13 is a racist cum-drinking ****
Igor_g5 0
You think? i have light skin but my GF got the most beautiful dark skin and luscious full lips. she got lips that women pay good money to get injections for.That racist pussy licking **** would probably call her ape woman. I call her my Beautiful Baby. Got no room for a piece of SHIT like that **** on FML or in this world. And yes, when I going to eat her pussy she rubs it and smells to make sure it smells like a pussy and not stanky. Any woman that doesn't is just inconsiderate.
MyChemicalLife_fml 0
Wow.. She's a keeper.
rogerxD 0
lmfao I smell pussyyyyyy!
jrarndt17 0
nice I've seen it
psimojo 0
I personally like the perfume of a woman's crotch... could be she does too... threesome? I mean, its not a bad idea...
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Sounds like my Kinda girl!!! And #1 that was WEAK
Tequila_Hilton 3
it's grosss but not an fml. I mean come on, guys do it alot more than girls. but guys scratch and then keep doing whatever they're doing for example some guy scratched and went to go eat some chips. that's nasty. he ate dick juice. stop bitching. girls have it hard, they can't do anything without getting told it's "gross".
Igor_g5 0
It's not gross. My GF does it a lot to make sure that I'm not sticking my face in something that smells bad. It's called courtesy and OP should be glad his GF cares FYL? HELL NO.
Igor_g5 0
And for all the women that are saying "Ewww" or "gross", I bet no guy ever wants your pussy in his mouth.
xxkerry 0
Ew
Avers 0
Maybe she was once a guy.