Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
biagginoUSA 5
all jokes aside that's fucken gross bro... making me wanna puke
birds_fml 7
Who the hell DOESN'T do that? Of course, no one does it when they think anyone's looking, and no one would admit it, but we all do it.
nickbouz 3
What you've never been curious before?
ryan_martin 0
that's filthy... slap the bitch lol
firstdbzmaker 15
wow I've never seen that before o.O
MetalFish 0
Fair enough if you need to sort out your bits... but did she really have to sniff them?!
withered 30
Actually men are the last who can complain about this... It's also annoying to see you scratch your crotch whole time or holding your balls like you have gold down there...
rhaath 0
yep. thats pretty gnarly gross dude. unless she was just making sure she smelled fresh. otherwise, dump her.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow. And we wonder why relationships never last anymore...
emilyohson 0
calm down dude. you probly scratch your balls and smell your fingers so don't be hatin. i ain't sayin i do it but stll. maybe she was seein if she smelled bad before you hopped on that. you never know.
emilyohson 0
lmao at 178.