jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
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Same thing different taste
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
buggermonster
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Top comments
crazycar 0
This is ******* hilarious. You're all cracking me up.
divxman_fml 0
i don't get it, your nose is trying to get boogers out of your system, then you put them right back in?? that's almost like.. well let's just end it there.
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Comments (129)
thehazeman 0
there is nothing wrong with eating nose wax
kobeec 0
that's ******* wrong
TheCurlyTheory 0
mmmm there definitely is.
cherrygurl101 0
News flash! There is if ur over the age of 4
yotsu 14
My fiance and I both do it. It's not that bad, really. It helps make your immune system stronger. Yes I'm a chick that admits to eating boogers. We exist.
6teenlover11 0
good
joshhhh14 4
Why do people do that? It literally makes me gag.
Nederlander95 14
And you're dig hasting.
cornyrob 33
Do you eat each other's boogers?
crazycar 0
This is ******* hilarious. You're all cracking me up.
y3y 0
gotta agree with #12 crazycar all the way
Sl1mShad3y 10
how are you #9 but you agree with #12?
wicked_fml 0
i don't care if someone picks their nose, i do. my ex used to eat hers. i usually wipe it somewhere where it won't be seen if i don't have a tissue. like under a table or under the edge of the couch. but eating it? *shudder*
itybitykity 0
Uhmmm. My ex did that... His name was Josh. Hmm...very similar to the author's nickname 'jeesh.'
Late_night83 25
Well. Ummm. It looks like he said his girlfriend, not his ex girlfriend caught him. Unless u broke it off because ur a beeoch.
kitz 0
I still do that all the time XD!!! And occasionally I chase my GF around with them, yeh I am a goof =P
TheCurlyTheory 0
If I was your girlfriend I'd dump your ass and get a restraining order.
krishna1791 0
ew bro. and @17...EW
Neecha101 0
17 thats really gross. and have you ever heard of a tissue?
Shownis182 0
Man ew , yes people pick their nose , but don't eat it thats disgusting .