Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
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Top comments
ThatGenericGuy 6
Admit it, that turned you on.
enonymous 9
She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair
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Comments (145)
ThatGenericGuy 6
Admit it, that turned you on.
IdontWanna69 8
I'm getting hard from just reading this ;)
FarSide 23
My wife does that to her navel.
WCARlover 35
Not as much as your picture does
futtbuck101 1
Mmm kinky
FFPulley 9
If her pits stink that bad, imagine what everything else must smell like. Yummy!
LiveLaughFML 10
remember not to breathe in threw your nose, OP
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
Buy her deodorant for Christmas?
Pixxio_O 11
At least she didn't smell your armpits and started gagging...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Spray her down with Febreeze while she's sleeping. Then hang some pine tree air fresheners from her toes.
yoursucklives 36
i imagine this like in the sims. do green stink lines come from her pits!?
laneylovesu2 3
You can play this off... Take a hot shower together;)
LostSaiyan 3
#70 win!
hope540 0
Oh, what a keeper!
nromanyuk 4
70 - best advice!!
RainbowHeadache 2
We all sniff ourselves when we think you men aren't looking.
macman23 4
At 25 who dat gonna beat dem saints? Im pretty sure the Seahawks did haha
WeemanIsBack 3
70 - Smooth!
tahvoh 3
hahahaha! GENIUS!
stevenJB 25
The best outcome to this situation :D
lannie1234 0
Mmmm sexy, you loved it abd know it(;
max_wilder 9
^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ • • /. ___
max_wilder 9
^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ • • /. ___
drawmesunshine 17
I like the eyebrows.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
41... Your pick is very... Disturbing
ukrage 1
And yours isn't :)
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Hahahahaha neither is yours :)
kkmwong 11
Love the picture 41
drawmesunshine 17
Thank you (:
kablooey_01 3
eww
animalover721 3
Hey! Tell your girlfriend there is this new thing! It's called, DEODORANT.
perrymaker 0
What's wrong with that? She's saving water from not showering :P
Jacobt24 19
If they really want to save water they can shower together
djack0113 0
Ya she's just trying to save the environment
lbeer 1
So everyone stinks people just cover it up
daydreamer244 13
she's a keeper!
hockey199813 5
In the basement
poopybutt12345 0
Chained to the radiator...
jellybeans4833 7
with million dollars worth of some kind of air freshener or fragrance.
ohSNAPyall 27
73 that'll just make her sweatier.
PiXiEdUsT07 7
deodorant?
Molzen 3
Stinky*
Mysanitywins 10
Original comment.
RaineLee 5
Kinky.
KaelaKhaotic 5
That's sexy and you know it. ;]
theten_fml 9
Clap your hands
swimchica22 0
Kaela
swimchica22 0
(:
enonymous 9
She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair