Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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young_weezy_fml 3
those french tips tho
SmittyJA24 26
... Yawn ....
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SmittyJA24 26
... Yawn ....
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well if she's not really interested maybe it's time to spice things up! Trust me, there are some fun things to try!
ThatNutellaTho 6
Ya Like Doing Each others Nails During Sex!:)
jonathan_kraft 14
On the bright side it can only get better
RadikulRam 16
Not sure if you're yawning at the numerous "I had sex, but s/he was not interested" FML's posted weekly, but I sure am. I hope these FML's are going to be like the "I spent a whole night on FML, whoops" fml's which automatically no longer get posted.
young_weezy_fml 3
those french tips tho
imchacon22 19
Maybe ask her what she likes?
a_wiener_d0g 15
Maybe she has a fingernail fetish
imessedupagain 9
Probably a bigger d**k
Gestpacho88 12
#60 Bigger dicks don't always equal better experiences, people get bored of everything eventually....ok, with that said I shall return to the shadows of this webpage....
jazzy_123 20
60. what 71 said, bigger dicks means nothing. A lot of the times men with a bigger penis have to be careful they don't hurt the woman they're with. In all honesty, not being able to get it in all the way sounds like it sucks to me. Also, all women will say they want a man with a bigger one and the moment he whips it out, they'll run. Well a lot of them would. Lol.
M1DGET_MOOSE 7
Do better next time then?? But yes FYL
ComoEsJuan 24
Yes, do better next time! Golden advice, because you, you play to win!
codyswearingen 3
Why did people thumb this down. It's just the honest truth.
Kyuzomi 12
It's the honest BLATANT truth...
crymore007 11
The honest, not very helpful truth
SillyGirl4602 23
How can he do better if his girlfriend won't tell him what she likes?
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Time to go anal. You'll definitely get some response then.
jazzy_123 20
Some guys are just really crappy in bed. I was having sex with a guy one time and I checked my phone various times and he didn't even notice. It was bad for me.
eatmorewaffles 9
Maybe she shouldn't lay there like a dead fish and it would be better for both of them.
biggestfan23 11
Communication is the best way to go my friend
extrasnipes 22
did you stop?
mattsengale 8
That's when you give her a "Simba!"
buddy_J 16
What's a Simba ....
mete_orito 34
Lol. I don't think it is a good advice... maybe a Spider-Man will work. .. haha
Rainhawk94 27
Or a Louisiana steamroller
perdix 31
Don't forget The Shocker ;)
HKCgrimmjow 15
You mean the fire hose?
rinblack1612 10
When the guy comes on the girls stomach, dips his finger in it, wipes it across her forehead, and says simba...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Is it strange that I have done the same thing as your girlfriend before? For me it wasn't because I was bored, just really easily distracted. It caught my eye at the time that I had removed the polish from all but one nail. I'm a little OCD so this really bugged me. I kept going but damn was I distracted.
jazzy_123 20
I feel like a person with OCD would stop all together and run out to take off the nail polish...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That probably would have been the case had I not spent the last few years of my life working very hard to control myself so I don't always give in to my compulsive actions. I've learned to go bonkers in my head just long enough to not bother anyone else by letting my crazy show.
real_madrid 14
Maybe try to spice things up? Good luck though
dextrementor 24
Maybe you should try something new people do get bored with the same thing over and over again.