davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Top comments
Grimmerie 31
The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?
HonestTruth 5
You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.
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Comments (156)
Grimmerie 31
The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?
stevenJB 25
Doesn't matter it's still sexy as hell!!!! >.> :)
KeannaLove 32
Either way that's pretty ******* disgusting.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
25 - No offense.... But what the f*** is wrong with you!?
capper44 18
#33 & #36 : there is a thing called 'sarcasm'... Hope u both have/had some sense of humor lol
MichellinMan 20
it was mine.
DrDilllonReese 12
65- that wasn't sarcasm. It doesn't come off as even slightly sarcastic. It comes off as somebody trying to be funny to avail.
IchimaruGin 5
Everyone seems to be waking up to horrifying things lately.
HeartOfLead 24
I truly enjoyed reading your comment (it's cool to see retarded #1 comments vanishing...). In addition... You can pick on your girlfriend/boyfriend... You can pick your nose... (here it comes!...) But you can't pick your girlfriend/boyfriend's nose! (assuming she hadn't already done it)
HeartOfLead 24
I truly enjoyed reading your comment (it's cool to see retarded #1 comments vanishing...). In addition... You can pick on your girlfriend/boyfriend... You can pick your nose... (here it comes!...) But you can't pick your girlfriend/boyfriend's nose! (assuming she hadn't already done it)
xxxInsanexxx 9
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
MichellinMan 20
that's awesome, I'm sure everyone really wanted to know that.
The_Hitdude 12
*throws knife and fork onto plate* Well, now thanks to the FML AND 2, I've lost my apetite. Nothing to do but go to bed now...
dragonstrike94 8
^cat
StanSmith_fml 9
^asiankidwearingsomekindofanimalandblackskinnyjeans
RaquelW 7
^notreallystansmithbecauseifhewashewouldbefunny
HonestTruth 5
You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.
zachherbert 10
What a gold digger.
flockz 20
this relationship snot going to work well.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
I see what you did there
zachherbert 10
Don't be 'picky' about your relationships.
Damn_Hippster 11
You can pick your nose, and you can pick your boyfriend, but you can NOT pick your boyfriends nose. Assuming it was her boyfriends booger to begin with.
emmaweeee 0
That's just wrong.
ClassyCommando 13
Bitches be nasty...
HeartOfLead 24
Well, at least she wasn't over him with a pair of scissors trying to decide which is 'funnier', a laceration or an Indian burn.
elerbears 9
thats just nasty!! never fall asleep around her ever again!
2ndSucks 15
Yeah OP, stay up all night! Common sense, bro. (Note: I'm assuming they live together)
PurpleCabbage 1
Oohhhh thaaatttsss naaassstttyyy....
boofgall 16
99 - thanks for the play by play, we were struggling to get the reference.
porcupineattack1 5
She a keeper, huh?
nick315 8
Yeah she's trying to feed him. I wish I had a girlfriend who would feed me it's so hard. I mean finding the gold in the cave then putting it in my mouth so much work. You are so lucky op.
kkjkidonthate 4
Here comes all the dump her or she's a keeper comments.
ebonyirony 29
Not just her ass. All of her.
Bekll 31
I think it does apply here. I would.
kkjkidonthate 4
11-sorry was editing while you made your comment.. Now you look like a fool.
porcupineattack1 5
Well now i feel silly.
xleanne_aLly 23
Lmfao, I was wondering what 11 was talkin about.
ebonyirony 29
Nope. You originally said "dump her ass"
kkjkidonthate 4
^ yes I know but I thought of a better comment and edited while you were commenting. Good enough explanation? Also my original comment was " here comes all the dump her ass comments.
ebonyirony 29
Lol it's fine. I wanted an explanation for the folks back home so I don't look completely stupid :)
ohSNAPyall 27
The folks back home figured it out before reading the explanation.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Aww 7, you missed 6 just by a minute...
ElricMustang 23
Lol it kinda confused me, too, when you wrote "not just her ass". But I figured that's what he wrote, and just edit it out.
vinay111 1
Wake her up doing the same thing :p
boredblonde 17
Some people just don't have any class.
coolstorybro6969 6
...I honestly can't think of a reasonable explanation for this...
ShockwaveXIII 8
Seriously, where do guys find all these disgusting girls?