Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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The_good_times 0
Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.
TeeHooligan 0
does your car say 'jail'?
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Comments (207)
The_good_times 0
Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.
azukira 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
always look at the car first and first poster is noob
LolAtYourFail 12
fail ^^
skroal 7
YDI for seeing the guy next to you give you the look as if he wanted a street race, then winning and finding out that his car said "sheriff" on it.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
wow that's a win. good job sir
SeanFredrick 3
Op you didn't win unless you were in a stolen car and got away. Otherwise, you lose.
TheOptimist 0
So if I want race someone I have to look at them a certain way? Wow, street racing just became 48% more gay.
RyanG_21 0
dumbass.
texasmadeG 0
you won the race but at the end you lose. fail.
KiddNYC1O 22
did he rev his engine? lol
xiShawnx 0
Op fails at spelling(: Ydi
sexydog173 0
dipshit
pingpongpenguin 3
ydi for spelling sheriff wrong
FYL_hardd 0
I'm thinking this could be fake. I mean, if he could see the "racing look", how can he not see Sheriff on the car until after? Something's not right here.
M_Edwards_8596 0
Meg Griffin >.>
beautikill 4
ahaha douche!!
FYL_hardd 0
& plus if he saw Sheriff written on the car, how does he not know how to spell it?
KiddNYC1O 22
68- change your name to i_failso_ harddd
foork 0
bad spellers of the world UNTIE!!
Intoxicunt 6
I thought that joke went, "Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!" (No offense to dyslexics; I'm just repeating it)
comepoopwithme 0
fly. he's just mad he lost.
ohh_no_why_me 0
that's entrapment if he intentionally led you on to participate in the race but YDI for not paying attention
AeolusMDD 0
65; that's what I was thinking, OP u didn't win because u forgot to flip him off! but good job though.
Rinat_fml 26
seriously the worst ******* FML ever, how come my good ones doesnt Get accepted? This is shit.
Intoxicunt 6
It's entrapment because he looked at the OP? o_O If it's legal to dress as a *****, lead a guy to a hotel, and then quote prices for services before busting him, it's legal to give a guy a look. I bet he was just scoping the guy out anyway.
deafeningsilence 8
I like how OP managed to put "I won" in there. (:
Why_Ewe 0
haha. haha. haha. dumbfuck
heyred 11
Total win for the Better Off Dead movie reference!!
greg1234567890_fml 2
wait was this taken from family guy? cuz a very similar thing happened on family guy...
AngryNinja 1
I was going to call OP a dumbass/****, but others beat me to it. Ps- I'm not surprised if this is off Family Guy. People aren't very creative when making up FMLs.
psuboy 0
my best friend died street racing. so I would say if you stop racing and a fine is the only thing you get for it then you got off lucky
sweetdreams999 0
dude get some new lines. lol
bamditzki 0
owned!!!!! ps. why is this @ the love category?
zuratai 0
I want to cover u with barbeque sauce and eat u like some nice prime ribs omnomnomnom
sourgirl101 29
Haha 99 you figured that movie out too. Great job Mercy. I want my two dollars!
5t3ff1k4h 47
123- I think it goes to the love category by default.
immazombeastxD 0
So he DID race you? Or maybe you "won" the pursuit.
JustinKingr 0
it's funny because you raced a sherif and went over the speed limit.
pingpongpenguin 3
captain!!!
chaniis__ 0
hahaha(:
EPICrypto 0
111 - Your pic is pure hotness.
bfrench95 0
I love you
endawmyke 0
skroal you're a fag
foseberry3 0
least u won!
Vivera93 0
thts straight from family guy
boomx 0
ha !
xpainx 1
#3 shut up you ass hole
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
put down xDDD Lolololz
unknown_fml11 3
ur so rite so das ur fault for being so dumb '
TeeHooligan 0
does your car say 'jail'?
aliaysleighbasic 0
hahahahahhaha lol
Packer4 14
you think you might need to go to the doctor for glasses now?
thewhiteninja 0
I think this may be considered as an epic fail....
Noob30 0
**** glasses! He shoulda been thinking about street race overtime!
Intoxicunt 6
This reminds me of Family Guy. Is your name Meg? If so, FYL. :)
greeneyedgoalie7 0
**** haha
MaxSnacks 0
I dont find the word '****' funny. Do you?
greeneyedgoalie7 0
it's in her name
Intoxicunt 6
Oh my god, you noticed a word I purposely put in my name and pointed it out! *clap* Let's put a gold star by your name!
MaxSnacks 0
Yes, but you exclaimed, "**** haha." That made me think that you found the word '****' funny.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
I was being sarcastic and yes I would love my gold star
MaxSnacks 0
No.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
no to my gold star? darn
MaxSnacks 0
Yes. No to your gold star.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
that sucks lol
MaxSnacks 0
No.
PaintTheStars 2
Can I have the gold star then?
Intoxicunt 6
You'd just paint it!
SkyGuy32 17
I do
Jessi_the_sexii 0
wow someone needs a show on 20/20 haha get it 20/20 vision ahaha I am too funny.
deafeningsilence 8
*crickets*
mush_room 0
lol
Freeze_fml 17
It's because you forgot to give him the finger.
MaxSnacks 0
That works just as well, Freeze.
FMLephant 2
Did you win? oh wait, I guess not if he caught your dumb ass
teentee401 37
The FML says he won
I_have_no_clue 0
Sheriff: 1 You: 0
TheOptimist 0
No, I think it's a tie now. Remember, OP won the race.
aShLeE52210 0
what does ydi mean
MaxSnacks 0
You deserved it. :)
Maflagulator 1
You....Dumb....Idiot..... And yes....You Deserved It (YDI as well)
MaxSnacks 0
Liar, liar, pants on fire iiCaptain! It stands for 'Yodeling Dummies Instigate'
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You Didn't Investigate.
IIFoxII 0
ydi means you deserve it , hottie :)