Anonymous
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Inappropriate question
Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
what
Edmonton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
Anonymous
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Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
Today, during a deep conversation with my girlfriend of 6 months, I asked her if the guy she had cheated on me once with a few months back had a bigger “tool” than me. She said yes. So I asked, "How much bigger are we talking about?" Her response was "Probably like twice the size." FML
AnatomyLecture
🌶️ Spicy
Child brain
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
tellingthetruth
Studley, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Policy of truth
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
joolsie
York, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Chemistry
Today, I got my boyfriend's pants down for the first time and turns out my thumb is bigger than his erect penis. I already know he has weak tongue technique, but this is an extra slap in the face I do not need. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Jen
Woodland Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
grizzlybear
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Top comments
jobekka 20
just tell him no, if you're not comfortable sharing the information
Brightside86 31
Damn that guy must be insecure.
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RichardPencil 32
The correct answer is they were all smaller than him and less hard. Unless you keep dick pics on your phone, how is he going to prove you are lying?
jobekka 20
just tell him no, if you're not comfortable sharing the information
BurnInDemonFire 39
Send him to each of their homes so he can ask them himself.
Doom_Kitty 14
Sorry but these are very personal and itimate informations you shouldn't give out without the persons agreement. No one want other people to talk about themselves in such a way so you shouldn't do it either. Oh and he's an insecure control freak - run. Good luck! :)
Brightside86 31
Damn that guy must be insecure.
Plop 17
Ok, I'm gonna play devil's advocate here, because I've sort of been that guy. While there is indeed a possibility that the guy is incurably insecure, it's also possible that he's just trying to find out what your expectations are and why kind of quality of sex you're used to. I almost always ask girls what size, duration, position and amount/type of foreplay she likes best, and if she's got some kinks. It's not really a matter of insecurity, since I know I can do the job just as well as any other guy, but rather to figure out if there are areas where I'll fall short compared to the girl's expectations, and how best to pleasure her. That being said, asking for the size of all of your exes sounds rather excessive...
JackWood 21
This is just the tip of his controlling ways. It will only get worse from here.
QueenSaru 28
Are guys out there thinking we take tape measures into bed with us?
core01 30
Tell him all of your ex's were 8", except him.
1known 34
Dump him.