Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
lmaoatall 6
Well Gumby, so hi to Pokey for me. He's here and he's going to stay Let's see what kind of fun we can have today.... Oh crap, that songs going to be stuck in my head now. Damn it!
csudh17 6
Shave u dirty
BellaBelle_fml 23
Just because someone doesn't shave their pubic hair doesn't mean that they are dirty. You can still have good hygiene and have pubic hair.
perdix 31
Why did he just pretend? He should have done it and said, "When you get rid of that wad, I'll give you one of mine."
dreamkayy 0
well since its such a big ****** deal, make his ass shave it for u
CBlaze93 10
French are hairy down there. I hate hairy girls.
missy232 0
Just shave, not that big of a deal and plus he'll probably stay down there longer.
theoldsoul_fml 3
You should at least trim. However, don't shave it completely unless he likes the ****** of a 14-year-old girl. Pubic hair is there for a reason!
perdix 31
Pubic hair is like facial hair or underarm hair -- utterly useless and subject to the cultural norms and trends. The only explanation of the existence of pubic hair I've heard has to do with concentrating aroma in the genital area to promote procreation. With all the training materials available (aka ****), everyone knows how to **** without have to know what pussy smells like. Also, there is no evolutionary purpose for ***********. It's just fun! The bush that showed idiot cavemen how to procreate is no longer needed.
litlizard 0
Haha, wish I could like this twice
HomeAl0ne 20
Yes, by that logic no woman would like a man with a clean shaven face unless she was hankering after a prepubescent boy.
wopandproud 0
Well that's possibly the stupidest thing I ever heard. Pubic hair is uncomfortable. I shave mine even when I know I'm not gonna be seeing my boyfriend because it's annoying! Lol
radiomike 3
You have got to be kidding, no one ever HAS to shave if they don't want to and I worry about everyone in here saying what's the big deal. A real worry if everyone thinks they have to shave. My fiancé doesn't and I couldn't care less cause I love her
jowho 0
Your right you shouldn't have to. But if the person your with just really can't stand it then something has to change between the two of them. A girl doesn't have to shave and I guy doesn't have to like it if she doesn't. I think it's kinda gross but to each Thier own
thatdesertdude 7
Nobody HAS to shave, but the flip side is nobody HAS to go down on his/her significant other. Not everyone wants a face full of pubes every time. If its not at least trimmed, my face isn't going down there.
bjobabygirl 12
Wow I really love what u just said I totally agree with you. If she doesn't want to shave leave it alone. plus I bet ur boyfriend doesn't even shave his stuff for you so don't do it , leave it just the way it is
yamatelle 19
If you can braid into cornrows or make a weave out of it, that means it's time to shave it.
mrahhhhh 21
CHEWBACCA!
bookwormy 4
What a wookie!