Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
Haileejill 0
wax it! it won't grow back as fast!!
crossmaltese 3
Yeah but the problem with that is applying wax to your crotch.
killerkiss92 8
Surprisingly it doesn't hurt as much to wax and if it does you're doing it wrong a big problem with waxing though is the ingrown hairs believe it or not
SoCalKay 3
Everybody says shave but you should wax. It's a hell of a lot better and it comes back at least thinner or doesn't come back for a few months and you don't have to do it as often as shaving.
danielcook1996 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if you're a girl and have pubic hair doesn't that tell you you need to shave?
Mifflicious 18
If you are a boy and 15 years old, shouldn't that mean you'd be as lil' bit smarter than that?
Enslaved 38
Ice and peanut butter can get gum out of hair but shaving is nice too. I prefer it. (: I hope he does it for you also. Fair is fair!
skatack 0
Dump him. What an immature dickwad. How you groom yourself is a personal choice, and I highly doubt he shaves or waxes anything for you.
ruyguy9 0
well shave you dumb bitch
FreddyAmazin 0
Yuck! Shave that cat lady!
MyMoments 5
Uhhh no offense or anything...buut, you should probably shave...but ya know if not..whatever floats your boat dollface :)
TheKeatonator 5
Agreed :)
Darklord53 0
Would you want to get his pubes in your mouth if you gave him a bj?
BlackShady313 0
If u truly loved them then it shouldn't matter
ilovefall10 21
You know what? I am damn tired of everyone telling us women to shave! Body hair is natural and if we don't want to shave it off then we shouldn't have just because people find it ' not womanly ' . Stupid people I swear.
jowho 0
That's how you feel. Some ppl think it's gross and I'm one of them. Everyone has a dif opinion. You don't have to shave but I'm sure you still do. Quit trying to sound like a feminist. Stupid ppl iii swear.
purrfume 0
Wow 75, you are a douche.
Petunia888 13
So stop shaving your legs. It's completely natural. Why cut your hair? It grows for a reason. Let your man grow a ginormous beard cuz that's natural, too. Think of your ****** like hair, legs, and beards. It needs to be maintained. Not necessarily shaved, just maintained, like the rest of the hair on your body.
landsharkman 3
Woah angry lady it's just fml save that for the feminist rally
phosphorescent 4
Stop bullying OP into something she doesn't necessarily want to do - it's her body, her choice. You don't have to maintain all the hair on your body - I don't shave my arm hair, and some women choose not to shave their legs or armpits. You also seem to have some double standard for women - if by what you're saying, we should maintain ALL our body hair, then I guess men should shave their armpits, legs and crotches too?
bjobabygirl 12
Preach it girl I am with you a 100%