Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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YellowGray 4
I find most comments here very disrespectful. "Just shave/wax" is NOT an option for everyone. When I try to trim it, I cannot walk properly for weeks after due to awful, and even painful, itchings, as my skin is really sensitive. Shaving only makes it worse. Oh, I have tried to shave it for some time to see if the itching stops, but I just couldn't do it anymore. Too bad for my boyfriend, but I'm not going to be in pain for him. Shaving might be something a lot of girls do, it's not something you can demand from your girlfriend. It's her body, not yours and you don't know if it might be uncomfortable for her to shave.
jhashj 0
Damn right!!!! I'm in the same boat. I tried waxing it with sensitive skin... My skin bled. Sorry boyfriend, but some people really can't shave or wax. And at any rate, it's her body!
CruelGirl07 5
If you really do want to try to remove the hair and regular shaving or waxing isn't an option, you should maybe try an electric razor. However, if the only reason you tried was to satisfy someone else, don't worry about it. Be you!
ReynshineCutting 10
EXACTLY THIS!!!!! And even electric razors will cause irritation if you do it too short. I stay trimmed, but **** not being able to walk just to make your man happy!
iluvhaterz 0
Same with me! In fact I just shave yesterday and its itching like nobody's bisneuss! If u trimm ur hairs will poke you. I will not be shaving again
Joey44 15
And he couldn't just ask WHY...?
aardvarkish 17
There's nothing wrong with pubic hair. I've never had a problem going down on a natural girl. Stop trying to conform to the **** industry standard and have a real relationship.
Sketchisan 27
I personally can't shave because, for whatever reason, I end up with painful ingrown hairs when it grows back. In addition to the razor burns on my sensitive skin. Waxing is slightly better, but not by much. So, instead I trim and if the significant other doesn't think that's good enough, they can find themselves much less significant.
jhashj 0
Well said!
babycakesy 0
what an arsehole... don't get rid of the hair, get rid of him!
wecameasthieves 0
Shave that shit
clewie 8
This girl's from France, it's still not completely caught on in countries outside the US to shave down there, so people saying it's gross is stupid. Girls outside the US don't generally alter their appearance as much as Americans. Dont dye their hair as much, don't wear as much makeup, etc. Which I think is a good thing.
MrsParamore 3
I hope you know how totally NOT true your comment is.. Maybe it was like that years ago, but please? How could you even think that teenagers over here don't dye their hair as much or shave or whatever. That's complete BS, sorry.
Raesin 21
To extent it is true. But I think mostly for the circumcised thing. It seems a lot of girls on here automatically expect guys to be 'clipped', but (in the UK) it's not that common and personally I find it weird. On the hair though, hair only has to be like, a centimeter long for gum to get stuck. So how do we know she wasn't already trimmed? Maybe it's a guy who prefers women that look like 8-yr old girls.
dmadsen33 9
That's not true at all.! We're not cavemen just because we're europeans. You sure haven't been here if you really believe that.
DasHaas 9
Sounds like you need to dump him for being an a-hole.
wriptidez 0
herpes?
widgywoo 8
@ 102. we english people look after ourselves too. so dont say anyone out of the us dont give a shit about their appearance.