Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
aliadnan708 6
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Kinda nasty just ****** shave
dmb208 4
A little cushion for the pushin
sugar902 0
Lol gross.
jawaqueen 1
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Just shave, it's not that big of a deal.
Perksofbeingawal 0
Just deal. It's not that big of a shave.
ally_85 1
trim atleast...
dreamkayy 0
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if i were u i would make him pick it out and finish chewing it. u dont have to shave your cat if u dont want to! power to the bush!
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
No, it's pretty damn nasty since you don't know what could be hiding in the bush.
Summera 2
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
sugar902 0
Hahaha !!! "power to the bush" I literally lmao!
Ricky23J 0
Obviously she has a bush ^ :D
iluvhaterz 0
AMEN!
camogirl 0
Ew nasty
melissaxo3 1
time to mow the lawn huh?
dcg1375 7
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Unless you are above 50 yrs old, the norm is to shave. We don't do 70's **** anymore. You can leave some on the top. Landing strips are nice. Otherwise, be courteous. Shave. I'm sure he shaves for you.
jumble 12
There are actually a lot of guys who don't shave. And girls that don't prefer a shaven guy. And (believe it or not) guys that don't like it all off on a girl. Just because all you see is clean shaven women in the **** you watch doesn't mean real life is 100% like that.
dcg1375 7
I'm pretty sure the ratio is slim. I agree that there are different people with different likes out there. But as you can see even from this post, the majority prefers a little hedging.
liindsey 25
I don't shave. My boyfriend doesn't either. That's our "norm" and I'm fine with it. I respect everyone that wants to, but I barely have time to shave my legs, let alone keep up with a higher maintenance.
MJ5000 0
164 agree with u! For real, it's not nasty when it's what ur used to. Just cuz y'all don't understand doesn't mean we're gross or something
Coeliacchic93 21
I don't get why people say just shave :/ I love my boyfriend being natural, and he loves me natural, not out of control but still natural
lebronsucks 3
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You should shave! really and ouch
gusgus36 5
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Gross. How about you shave ... Seriously.. That's gross. You're lucky he even goes down on you when you have a full bush going
rarememory 7
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Better take the hint while it's still funny
BellaBelle_fml 23
It was never funny.
bjr1208 3
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A happy boy means no more toy! Shave that vag! ;)
BellaBelle_fml 23
A HAPPY boy means NO more toy? That doesn't make sense.
Isoldael 27
Actually it does. I'm guessing he means OP won't have to do the work down there with a toy, because her boyfriend will dare to go down on her again.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Ahh! Gotcha, sorry bro, my bad. We cool?