Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
yankfan89 27
Shave and then dump him
Omfgitsmia 15
Women don't have to shave, but don't get all upset and offended if you're boyfriend isn't cool with that. He has his preference too. He isn't an asshole for not wanting to touch that.
kristen69 0
No but he's an ass for the gum
Fsvb 32
Ofcourse you don't have to shave.. but if you want him to go down on you, don't ******* complain if he doesn't want to :P
Monkeysmommy1 0
Well, don't expect him to lick it if you won't take the care to groom it. If there's enough there to hold a wad of gum, then you need to get to work! Big bushes are for dirty, stinky people!
nelliealexis 3
Are you stupid or something? Shave yo damn bush.
teeny54 10
haha thats awesome but mean
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Ugh, people are disgusting. I'm an adult. As proof, I have body hair. I LIKE not looking like an eight-year-old with **** when I'm naked. I'm not a ******* pornstar, and I don't exist to feed your need for pedophilia. This is a total FYL.
fmlpro0987 0
Ewww shave that nasty ass Forrest you have growing down there. If you do t want to shave atleast ******* trim the damn thing. That is nor keeping good hygene down there.
lickmythongcrust 0
Thats gross
mmleonr 0
U need to shave that bush. U lucky he ain't pull on it.