Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
if you've been together for 6 months already, it's not awkward at all, just funny.
idkweird 0
Ok, First...how can you not tell the difference between lovingly saying "I've never felt this way before", and someone saying it while hissing through the pain? Second, 6 months is NOT slow, lol. It all depends on the person. It took me at least 6 months to say it to my boyfriend, and he still doesn't say it. I actually prefer he doesn't until he's ready. There's no need to rush into "I love you"s. Third, when you say "I love you," you shouldn't be saying it with the assumption that it's going to be returned. People don't have to have the same emotions at the same time. People develop emotions at their own pace. I'd prefer someone actually mean it instead of pretending to do so because it's what's expected of them.
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Comments (47)
shoieb9 14
Ahhahahah.. that really sucks :D
fallingpoint 0
sucks fer u……too jumpy…lols
fallingpoint 0
hduhfyhbuhknbnld idk that sucks jrjjdjchccjdkoasjjdjdudjdddhvb
Jeff2017 0
no sucks for her.
unfortunate_13 5
if you've been together for 6 months already, it's not awkward at all, just funny.
sundogs 0
Damn those cramps
MusicNotez27 0
haha... awkward!
lexie206 0
well at least it's out in the open now eh?
jonny2x4 0
Looks like someone's not getting any nookie tonight.
rob3 0
this is a fml??
AxCxDxDx 0
hahaha, you love her cramps
DynamicDave 11
I've heard that every time there's an awkward silence, at least one person there is thinking about Abraham Lincoln.
overkill_78 4
Now I'm going to be that person.
roushracin4life 0
yeah seriously. Im always gonna think that now.
IndigoKitty 3
6 months without an "I love you"? is that normal, cos that sounds sloooooow to me.
talaina 2
Depends on the relationship. My boyfriend and I actually made a point of waiting until 6 months because after several rounds of saying "I love you" 2 months in and then having the relationship fall flat shortly after, you start thinking more carefully about how sincere that "I love you" really is.
lovefeast1217 0
It doesn't really change whether or not you feel it just because you wait to say it. I see your logic, but I believe if that is how you truly feel, then you should say it.