beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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France 🌶️ Spicy
Ticklish
Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Username
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad actor
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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TylerX 0
Did I just get an erection?
iAmScrubs 19
He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.
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Comments (247)
ONmyLANAI 0
to each his own...
worldcupcheer17 0
that's really disgusting and disturbing I think you should get a new boyfriend..
gayboiii 0
thats so hot
dolphincheddar 10
I think it's quite kinky. maybe he will ask you to wear a strap on next time? or tell him that him wearing a freddy mask turns you on to make things interesting. oh and by the way, some people eat food peices left over in their moustache, after sex i would recommend trying
RyanMacVey 17
#10 - who the ****?
spazmattic 0
lol, someone's trying to tarnish your rep, gayboii!
lilxsexii 4
here we go with gayboii again. -_-
KingGeorgeGal 12
This would be a good time when you get his parents to give him 'it's okay to be homosexual' talk.
fymother 13
I feel bad for him. it could be a bizarre fetish, but judging by the fact that this FML is from Arkansas, I'm going to guess he's buried extremely deep in the closet...
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
I personally think he's kidding to make her look ridiculous or to share with the boys he got her to wear a fake mustache during sex xD.
vjose 0
Or it just turns him on ;)
theaws0m3guy 4
It's me...Mario!!!
1molinamatt 5
@44 That's probably true haha :p
OWNZ 0
Sounds like a HAIRY situation! ;)
knights95 9
136 isn't talking about the mustache
nashvillelover 0
hahahaha!!! this is soo funny!!! tell him it turns you on when he puts his hair in pigtails
none_for_me 5
"buried extremely deep in the closet". Sounds like a good place for him. ; )
MrFlintstone 5
are you the same girl with the boyfriend that wants you to have a penis
worldcupcheer17 0
why was my comment thumbed down? it's true.
kemolegend907 0
fetish?
FuniiBunii 0
next time ask him if u could braid his pubic hair cuz it turns u on ;) haha
atkehre 0
hahahahaha
ArentICute 0
I mustache you a question, but I'll just shave it for later.
akamaruu 0
Lol
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Haha. He's like a pedophile for pedophiles.
Lauren10102 3
I don't think you understand what a pedophile is.
mbishop94479 4
No. He's a pedophilephile.
ImAHomosexual 0
Are you stupid... this doesn't even make sense. He's attracted to children who are also adults who are also sexually attracted to children?
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
we live in a strange world 64....
Derpino 0
At least he didn't say he's a necrophiliac for pedophiles.
Alexunited1212 2
A pedophile within a pedophile, pedophilia.
DontModMeDammit 10
I think #2 meant that all pedophiles have mustaches. Even though that still doesn't make the comment make much sense.
igotnolegs 1
Yo dawg, we heard you like paedophiles, so we put a paedophile in your paedophile...
iAmScrubs 19
He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.
yepyepyepyep 0
Dude you just blew my brain.
dewby98 0
that turns me on lol jk
Fakeddd 0
This guy is the best commenter on the site...
hannahtaskey 9
You always have the funniest comments.
TylerX 0
Did I just get an erection?
whiteboy7thst 2
Nothing wrong with being the catcher for a change
ajrmajor 0
I mustache you a question about that.
mustangsean 6
hahahahaha ^ that made my day. hahahahaha
Alexunited1212 2
no.
RLG 7
I'll shave you the answer for later
DottieGothicGirl 3
Yes.... Yes you did....
whippymcdumb4zs 0
I do believe he should be dating a hermaphrodite...
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Love the picture XD
ral2231996 0
nice pic
whippymcdumb4zs 0
why thank you my people. :D
nika10105 14
it's his own little way of coming out.... fyl
hiyourcute 0
I think OP might just be his beard...
missIrene 6
did he hit it from the back? if so I believe he's a fudge packer just Sayin
aardvarkish 17
63, hell yeah!
danny1170 0
hi
curlyhead00 0
that's a little messed up.
maloriewatson 3
not a little, completely.. :P
sara117 0
not gonna lie, that's kinda funny, but it pretty much sucks for OP, not all girls are cool with wearing mustaches ahaha
bigmanj28 0
Can't blame can ya?
funktown 2
now it's ur turn to be weird on him..