Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Lizza330 28
At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.
kate3101 15
Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving
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Pussycat86 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well it's kinda obvious when he said lips!!! On another note, why would u wait till he asked for pubic hair to be removed!!!!
acidkitten 14
it's not really that obvious. You're not supposed to shave your upper lip anyway, it just leaves you with stubble (but op's boyfriend seems not to know this...)
Pussycat86 18
Not neccessirly shaving it with a razor but there are a million way to remove upper lip hair!!!
Habu987 9
Not everyone shaves down south...
rekege 18
Am I the only one feeling like the cat is screaming?
walmartpaysme 15
20 is right. OP's bf could have removed it while she was asleep.
ohSNAPyall 27
Yes, 26. The cat's mouth is not even open.
saintsrocksocks 10
Wait, stop. There's no comma after today in the FML!
OneGirlsLife 20
You're really not suppose to shave down there cause the hair keeps it from getting dirty, without hair you can get it infected, such a blue waffle, nobody wants a blue waffle!
yoursucklives 36
nope. you're just as clean down there when you shave as when you don't.
doctorhook86 25
1: Given that your name is pussycat, I suspect you aren't great with innuendo.
jkmartinjk 16
46- Um all the doctors and doctor shows I've seen say it's healthier to keep it clean down there, not necessarily completely hairless, but at least trimmed up. Hair also makes it easier to be dirty (ie scabies.)
vettle 6
46- this is 2012 we don't need pubic hair anymore. We now bathe. Well, I do anyway.
walmartpaysme 15
69... NO ONE should EVER google blue waffles. It will scar you for life!
Drigr 9
And in 2012, some guy still find a woman with a bush incredibly sexy. I'm actually turned on more by a girl with hair than ccompletely smooth.
mahli08 6
20- tell me how exactly you can shave with wax or various other methods. I'm pretty sure that shaving IS using a razor
rocketpopper1030 11
46, you're also clean down there if, you know, you wash it once in a while. Shaving it keeps it presentable. Cleaning it keeps it from getting it dirty.
loopsy_fml 14
40- Yes there is
loopsy_fml 14
Nvm. I didn't see the fml team comment later
laden_swallow09 35
46- I used Snopes on this one, and apparently, blue waffle doesn't really exist. The lesions may have been real, but no infection, fungal or bacterial, by itself makes skin turn blue. If anything, the poor woman whose labia in question suffered from blunt trauma down there, like punching or slapping. Either way, washing down there at least every few days never hurt anything.
Brandi_Faith 34
#87- This actually makes sense to me! To be honest I don't understand why guys like a women completely bald down there, trimmed yes, but bald??? It just reminds me of a 9 yr old girl before she's hit puberty and kinda grosses me out! Go ahead and thumb me down because that's not the 'societal norm', but it's just my opinion and completely makes sense to me; seeing as the only naturally bald girls are pre-puberty.
528Alice491 3
Not the photo the name... The user is over "!"-ing. Lol
Coolada 15
Does the carpet match the drapes?
supportcommand 17
Not anymore
ohSNAPyall 27
Yeah, OP, are you bald?
supportcommand 17
Because bald is beautiful.... Well, a landing strip is ok. But no more.
Lizza330 28
At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.
tomiller64 0
Best fml ever!
gc327072 31
I remember seeing that wax thing on pranked, but it was an eyebrow. That girl wasnt pleased to say the least...
kittykat1501 31
Yea that guy wuz juss stuupid. Yes, I spelled that wrong on purpose
ZealIFeel 7
I'm sure he didn't complain. Miscommunication can sometimes lead to good things. You know that now.
Sandsh8rk 36
Is your boyfriend into shaved 'lips'?
wildsweetchild 19
Next time ask him to be, more specific...;)
LevyLove 17
That comma made me pause while reading your comment.
wildsweetchild 19
10-wasn't intended...can't edit through mobile app..:/
deadxwedding84 5
27- yeah you can
a1f0sff 25
43, that's only possible on iPod or iPhone, if I'm not mistaken. My mobile is an android and no, it's not possible to edit.
SamanthaCassieL 10
After you post it you have like 200 seconds to edit it, just swipe across like you were to thumb it up or down, and then you will se a pencil with a countdown, press that and it will allow you to edit. You may have to back out of this FML to refresh it properly but it can be done (I know for the iPhone app, you probably can on android too but I'm not sure about blackberry)
kate3101 15
Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving
1happymummy 14
She's right, stubble on a man, very nice, on a woman, not so good!
gc327072 31
What if op put nair on it? Would that work? I'm a guy so don't hate if I'm wrong, but it seems like that would work...
snowboarder531 5
My girlfriend hates Nair. She used it on her legs once and it left her with large painful red spots on her legs for about a week. I can't imagine if she used it on any type of sensitive area..
palomina 0
I thought 78 and 88 both spelt hair wrong for a second haha
straculius 9
92- No they didn't, but you spelled "spelled" wrong.
MissEmma_fml 22
103 - You can use "spelt" too, actually.
MP78_fml 7
No, spelt and spelled are both allowed, one is European, one is American. It's like honour, and honor.
Silent_Thrill 17
#8- I wish you told me that before I decided to shave my ass hair off...
melons 44
She was an eager beaver and didn't wait...
DjeePee 25
You must have a weird mindset if the word 'lips' reminds you on the first place to your lips down under. Also, an hour? What did you do, pluck them out one by one?
SystemofaBlink41 27
12- for all we know she could have had a rainforest down there...
greenie213 23
In the jungle, the mighty jungle...
Dothewiggleyeah 0
It does take a while...
biglittlehead 12
A lion is a cat technically, so the lion does sleep tonight.
zandalee 20
Oh that is so sad. Why are you doing as you are told? Have you lost your self along the way? Please find yourself soon. You are better than him girl friend.
jisaac09 25
Just because a girl spends time to please someone does not mean she has no self respect or self worth. A relationship is give and take. Being clean shaven down there seems to mean little if anything to most women, most shave it regardless of relationship status, but it may mean a lot to their guy. That is the beauty of a relationship, one side puts in a little extra effort to make the relationship stronger. Also, I don't expect my girl to chock on pubes if I want oral pleasure, and she gives me the same courtesy.