Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
sougstad 7
He isn't a carpet muncher. Shave that shit
DawnMarie11 0
I do shave but not for any other reason but because I read somewhere that women are less likely to have ua's and other female problems involving bacteria if they are shaved.
houstontxmex 0
Explain to him that your father was Sasquatch and your mother was Italian...he will understand!
jlp549 5
No one likes rug burn
dwahl 0
You need to shave it. Or you can go beastmode and wax it. My gf and I do. Best sex ever.
gabbiechaoss 5
Stanley Steemer, the carpet cleaner!
Thehastilareturn 0
A shaved snatch is a good snatch a unshaved snatch is trap
landsharkman 3
Admiral ackbar "it's a trap"
prettygirl2135 2
he is an asshole
BighornB 0
Shove a corn Cobb up his ass, see how he likes that
Petunia888 13
^^ totally unwarranted. Sodomy with a vegetable? Really?
merryhappy1887 20
well, i personally like to keep my area shaved, but if you don't that's your preference. try to find a compromise with him, & definitely get revenge for that gum cause that's SO not cool.