Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
athenseric 6
I only go down if you keep the grass cut
WadeWilson_fml 6
Ew, pubic hair IS disgusting.
Mifflicious 18
You have pubic hair under the skin waiting to groooow and grooow.. That must mean you're gross.
elflip88 0
Well yoi shouldnt be hairy in the first place, thats nasty. This aint the 1970s anymore
purrantula 3
It's your body, not his. Your boyfriend sounds like an arsehole and clearly doesn't respect you. Does he shave HIS body completely bald because he feels pressured to conform to society's expectations? Didn't think so. As long as you're hygienic, there is nothing wrong with bodily hair AT ALL.
elflip88 0
@114 yeah there is, its disgusting, feel bad for your boyfriend
elflip88 0
@114 yeah there is. It's disgusting, feel bad for your boyfriend
DonovanRiddick 6
Women dont have to do anything for their man. But if he asks you nicely and does the same for you, then shave or trim your hair. Women do not exist to please men! I would only shave if he asked me nicely, if i was you.
tayza249 20
I'm sick of these double standards. The only place that men usually shave is their face, yet women are expected to shave/wax their legs, underarms, lip hair and yes, genital region. Basically, hair on any place except the head is unacceptable. Don't shave if you don't want to, just to make him happy. If he refuses to go down on you then do the same to him. What an immature jerk.
Raesin 21
Don't forget eyebrows.
tayza249 20
True, eyebrows as well. A girl with bushy, unkept eyebrows would be called disgusting yet it's fine for a guy to have a monobrow..
thatdesertdude 7
I'm sorry, but using this guy as an example for men in general is just not fair. Grooming "standards" are different the world over, but I don't think any country expects women to shave their pubic hair as a rule. its personal preference, but once your in a relationship you need to compromise. personally, I think it should always be trimmed, if you look like the Amazon rooted on your crotch you won't be getting much face time. This goes for guys too, girls don't want to dig through your pubefro to find your junk. And for Gods sake, fix that monobrow bro!!
landsharkman 3
UJust sayin hair on the junk is gross. Especially if there is a lot of oral intercourse. I floss twice a day I don't need it hardcore. I'm sure he doesn't either and yeah it was over the top but women freak about facial hair eyebrows and everything else about a guys body.
redmnky21 8
u always shave... how would u like to stick ur face in a unshaved smelly vajayjay...
chcagr 1
The real issue is that he feels justified in treating you this way. If a man treats his woman like she's someone special, she tends to act like someone special and treat him the same way. That is what my dad taught me, and I taught my sons. It works. By the way, you won't care about this part, but perhaps part of the problem is that you're having sex like a recreational activity, rather than an intimate activity that takes place between married people. That's just my opinion, and nobody else is forced to buy into it.
ReynshineCutting 10
Thank you for being a real man and teaching your sons to be real men! There are far too few of them left in the world!