Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband shit himself a little during sex, but tried to keep going because he was "so close" and didn’t want to ruin the orgasm. I, of course, shoved him away but it was already down my leg and had stained our cream bedsheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Charles900 16
I'd give him an "A" for effort.
tehman117 21
it's the tbought that counts.
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Comments (147)
ageier7 10
I come before my wife but I can sustain staying hard for her to have an ******. He has other issues if he can't stay hard even if he did cum.
Badkarma4u 17
He might be older than you.
middlenamefrank 8
You "called him out"? That's how you treat your partner regarding his sexual performance? Perhaps that's why he felt the need to pretend things hadn't happened the way they happened. Many people try to be supportive and have fun during sex, not call their partner out.
joelp232 17
you should have switched to foreplay
Badkarma4u 17
Don't worry about it OP. With an attitude like yours, he'll be banging someone else soon enough
cbroady0529 9
Damn, that shit can hurt! Why did you let him go 7 minutes?? Just compromise. Sure he came too fast and that sucks, but it's not like he can't still get you off.
janfleury 19
Why did you do that?? He was trying to continue for you. You could of helped him out by giving a little self stimulation. He was most likely embarrassed over what happened and instead of giving him an easy out you call him out. That is very cruel to someone you love.
Unfortunatemeg 14
On the bright side at least he tried to continue, for your sake? I mean it didn't work but there was an effort.
hunter81_fml 15
A husband who cared enough to try and get you yours. What an asshole.
abNormal62 23
You have a considerate partner I hope you appreciate him
ashieee143 18
Been there...