Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.
Killeritch 0
i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.
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Comments (60)
Loveisallineed_fml 0
First. Boo you.
Shadic 0
What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.
farmgirl 3
The point is to get a laugh out of somebody's stupidity.
npk88 0
You said it! I can't get over how shitty some people are...it makes me ill sometimes. They used to be funny and make me laugh...now they just make me lose faith in humanity. To do something COMPLETELY stupid and irresponsible; get caught, and then expect sympathy from others....wtf morons?!!? OP...you SUCK...you are a pathetic person. End of story. I know it sounds mean but and harsh but seriously, people need to get their shit together!
m4b3l 12
How can anyone say 'your life sucks'? he totally deserved it for sneaking out early!
Unlucky_Gun 0
#2: OP posted on here because (s)he had the guts to show people how stupid (s)he is, not to get sympathy
louisstephen 8
Great, another arrogant economist.
RustlingSoul 26
OP does not expect sympathy! This is a site for getting laughs.
BlueTwist89 0
LOL. Sorry but ydi--100%. If you're gonna do something like that, don't get caught.
lane4 1
hope u still have a job.
Sirin_fml 47
Perhaps as the new company janitor?
Killeritch 0
i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.
Unlucky_Gun 0
And more suspicious
wiimii 0
karma
guy_on_the_couch 0
Karma... #2, That's all that FMLs are anyway. You don't like it, don't come on this site!
SeximusPrime 0
You're the biggest ******* moron alive.
Bloodrush 0
what a douchebag..YDI
Nic_hole 0
dumb ass! just work lazy asshole, u should get fired that's ridiculous