Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
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lolnikki 0
That sucks :(
MJD_fml 0
Altruism is selfless concern for the welfare of others. Take comfort in the fact that the reward for your deed is internal. Externally your phone and your bike were only material objects which can be replaced.
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Comments (787)
lolnikki 0
That sucks :(
beansoup 0
u realise that if the OP was run over by several cars they would either be dead or passed out from pain right
ifmlftw 0
his phone was run over by several cars idiot
mcgugs 0
dumass... literacy fail
UsualSuspect_fml 0
354- you. are. illiterate. and my speling is epik. yeh.
penguins17 0
was he black
bh0p 0
Bike. N***a done stole my bike. N***a stole, n***a stole, stole my bike! Bike bike bike!
willfoley 0
youur cute
Keem_74 0
Yeah, I know right
Brendan3693 0
Congrats. You've been promoted to President of the Idiocy Comittee 353. Respond if you can read this.
heygirlie777 21
And this, friends, is why there was only one good Samaritan.
Officiency 4
He deserved it
skyenoelle 15
I guess doing the right thing doesn't come with any rewards?
icey0796 6
As the saying goes: No good deed goes unpunished.
dakatabg 31
It does
Purplexus 14
You are quite possibly the first comment on the most popular fml ever.
ohnowhyme123 15
poor guy
ohnowhyme123 15
it sucks
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Flop ****
Soviet_American 29
It does more than just 'suck', it shows what society has come to now.
Pootato88 15
I **** *****
davidtheday 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Karma dude... you shouldn't have stolen Jimmy Stevenson's bike in 6th grade.
The_Moustache 6
It's not just a right. It's a responsibility.
mshooter 0
lol
Jvr91 8
in the ghetto yay
grmnxsensati0n 4
that dude should be ran over what a ****** stealing a loving man's bike...
GrantBingham22 4
Oh come on OP, these types of things happen all the time!
KyleHolt 7
Yea I'm so pissed! I still never got my damn bike back -Steven
Bodgie 9
Do you usually sign your last name on everything?
MJD_fml 0
Altruism is selfless concern for the welfare of others. Take comfort in the fact that the reward for your deed is internal. Externally your phone and your bike were only material objects which can be replaced.
shelbtron 0
shut up douchebag
agree_to_disagre 0
is true
raymm 1
Good one MJD. Well said.
StijnJanssen 0
My brains... AAAGHHH THEY HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WeselyDa 0
shelbtron = win
cameront777 0
True dat
Chaosinferno 4
What the hell is your issue that is expensive stuff that lost your a dumbass
Chaosinferno 4
What the hell is your issue he just lost a lot of expensive stuff that now he has to replace your a dumbass
Tempsey 0
Expensive = costs a lot of money. Money = buy food. Food = survival. Without money, you cannot legally survive in an organized society, dumbass.
leearm104 4
you people are shitty human beings. yes, you do need material items to survive into a real society but I seriously doubt he's going to starve or anything without a bike.
thBeastALLSTAR2 0
agreed
1stuff 6
U shut up fag
1stuff 6
Meant to say that to shelbtron
SgtS1mar 4
Legally
hellohazel 12
Yeah he can always get a new phone and new bike. But what if he had tuff on his phone that is irreplaceable? Just because he can get new things doesn't make it any better of a situation
kinneym0067 0
Nig
SLRfan 4
It still sucks for him! But I agree
james2014 0
That is not altruism, but nice try
pickles1994 18
5- this was your only comment ? XD
SkyGuy32 17
His phone?
JBirdeye 14
God bless you for helping when no one else would. Whoever stole your bike stole it from the wrong person.
coming back in the future 30
Lel wut hapened 5
jonathanbirriel 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
BitchBalls 0
true true
president_benson 0
that's about as true a FML moment right there. Sorry dude.
jackdoe 3
sorry bro - but that's funny shit - almost sounds like a scene from a movie
dandlyon 0
agreed D:!
NikkiChristiaens 3
That's what I was thinking??
carebear 0
aww... :( truly a FML moment
Jmhusky53 0
Poor guy/girl, but you know you did the right thing!
bobeattaco 5
It says male.....
nop200 3
Yea but looking at the symbol right at the top of the page is obviously much too difficult.
LiveLoveLacrosse 6
Or she's on a phone and can't see the gender
Amkii 0
lol #19 - I agree! However, this sounds almost too bad to be true. But if it IS true... ****. Your life is... ******.
yay_fml 0
I know it's no consolation, but at least tons of people on the internet feel your pain and truly appreciate what you did?