Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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xGet_Over_It 0
what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?
wags883 0
my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)
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Comments (171)
mcal2013 0
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first and you fail
budsmoker 0
The man cant be blamed in this situation, he was obviously "unerected" for a reason...hes just a dumbass for trying to put it in.....terrible couple.
LoudAsThunder 0
Your name itself is an epic win.
whoisthisgirl 4
it's epically stupid.
GanjAxZermA 0
wow..
alisonyankee 0
omg lol
dangletsbang21 0
epic failllll
LemonMan 0
Lmafo
KingDingALing 9
how exactly do u "Lmafo"? do u "laugh my ass ******* off"?
jayhv 0
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he's gay
Shenannigoats 16
Im not sure I quite understand your logic, there..
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Seventh, and I do that with my girlfriend all of the time. It's quite fun.
furderer 0
what happened after , do tell o.0
Starfire22 5
I think you may need to have a heart to heart with him, asap!
wags883 0
my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)
alicia_was_here 3
lol he has to have contact to get hard? does he have a problem or is he just not attracted to you? my (ex) would get hard the minute he realized whats comming(:
butterflyhearts 0
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ouch. lol mii man does too hmm....
xGet_Over_It 0
what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?
__doge__ 15
Bitch alert...