Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
A lot of people go about their days with a slight buzz on to take the edge off
Dreamsorrow93 24
You honestly should BEE more careful. If I was you, hive seen that coming. Yup, I'm not clever.
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Comments (61)
Stillo 25
If you are the same guy who had the bee in your month, I feel extra sorry for you OP! Hope the bee didn't stung your eye :o FYL!
Unrecognisable 12
Straya
nickaa827 13
what's that supposed to mean
NakedandAfraid 14
Australia ?
AndyPurdy 31
it means Australia
Dreamsorrow93 24
You honestly should BEE more careful. If I was you, hive seen that coming. Yup, I'm not clever.
abNormal62 23
A lot of people go about their days with a slight buzz on to take the edge off
Steffi3 40
Means your day can only get better!
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Unless another bee flies into OP's other eye.
abbyade 21
That's alright, it's going to be a beautiful day still! Sorry about your eye
AndyPurdy 31
I hope you're ok op
cheeeksss 29
How is it that creatures can fly in so easily but can never seem to fly back out? Still, sorry about that OP. I hope you had a fabulous day.
nadene52 12
Because The wind
cheeeksss 29
I guess you couldn't catch my sarcasm :|
jen1097 25
Tasty
keiNan_fml 35
how???
JustinJK 21
I totally digest food via my eye
fml510605 16
#10, you clearly need to re-read the FML. It clearly states that the bee flew into OP's EYE!!!! Not OP's mouth. I'm pretty sure that you do not digest food in your EYE.
jen1097 25
You totally need to calm down
emxy92 22
I once sat on a bee. But a bee in the eye would be 10 times worse!!