Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
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mando 10
Maybe a minor issue of being tired didnt stop him from thinking you are amazing and gorgeous.
Amanda G Rich 23
I'd be cheering in joy if this was the case for me. I have an illness so it's hard for me to get involved so if me being less involved got my partners rocks off I'd be ecstatic because less work for me.
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Comments (6)
mando 10
Maybe a minor issue of being tired didnt stop him from thinking you are amazing and gorgeous.
juggalo2 22
Some people are desperate to find problems where there aren't any.
ahabsfan 17
Maybe he likes the chocolate starfish.
bobsanction 18
You must be awful in bed normally.
Amanda G Rich 23
I'd be cheering in joy if this was the case for me. I have an illness so it's hard for me to get involved so if me being less involved got my partners rocks off I'd be ecstatic because less work for me.
mas12806 24
…so? Try again tomorrow