fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
KANCHI
Gurgaon, India 🌶️ Spicy
Silver linings
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
say my name
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
lils
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Touched by the Hand of God
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States 🌶️ Spicy
I've got a lot on my mind
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Joanna
🌶️ Spicy
Side dick
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Top comments
sourgirl101 29
If it was "Jesus"!!!!!! It might not be too bad. Anyone else, you're screwed.
twinny_sc 13
I thought the point of divorce was to move on. Silly me and my ridiculous thoughts.
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Comments (107)
roeallen 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Threesome? Try it!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm sorry op! I tole him he needs to get over me! I'm in love with numba 1!
mpclaw 3
hey, your in the UK. Surprised?
acccccccc 1
Would that name happen to be Jesus? jk :)
Flamehog9 0
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH CHARLIE!!
MzKylz 0
Lmfao awkward FYL
mzeemzima 0
that's gay
snowborader420 0
yeah a threesum would work
Popsiclese 0
haha that's funny
hatestheworld 0
Ever considered that she might not actually want to see anyone's dick except her husband's?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
no
zemike_fml 3
ahahah! That sucks! FYL
iSitt 0
was it the nickname he gives his johnthomas?
Blackmail111 9
FIRST
Cass3m0 0
It wasn't first, but it sure was a fail.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Why do u comment first,when your not sure if your gonna get it? It just backfires on you and makes you look like a retard.
sourgirl101 29
It makes them look like a retard even if they DO get it.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
First the worst, second the best, third the turd...? Wait, it's fail, fail, and fail here, isn't it?
sux2bmesb 0
My ex-husband does too. Notice I said ex. And we still have sex, and he still calls out guy names. FML too.
roeallen 11
Why are you still having sex with your ex? I never understood that.
donkeyshlong420 0
x sex rocks
twinny_sc 13
I thought the point of divorce was to move on. Silly me and my ridiculous thoughts.
EdgLiu 0
Yea shame on u #38
seihee 3
lol your comment made me laugh and not the original fml post
Steel_BZ 8
Sex is good & they're comfortable with each others bodies. Maybe just not in love anymore.
hardcore1414 0
I know what your dinner convo will be
bladomas 2
******, hahha, your husband is gay, are you sure you married the right person OP, FYL and YDI
Blazingcrono 6
Right, she deserves it because she married a guy that could be gay.
evamusical 12
You don't know it, he could easily be bi. And for OP, that wouldnt be different from if her husband loved another woman...
stevenmx86 8
Maybe it was just an androgynous name.. "Terry" could be a man or woman
Doortje 30
I highly doubt that. And even if that was the case, her husband still screamed out another person's name than the OP's.
swampstomper 0
was it a name you know or knew before
didoca 0
was it 'Jesus'?
lishaa_85 0
that's horribleeeee !!!
Shadow_Phantom 26
O.o FYL.