Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
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Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
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ddinspire6 10
Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?
NeDaroft 5
How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an ******, see how he likes it
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Comments (91)
ddinspire6 10
Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?
speshlk37 13
Accidentally you say...?
Jac_d_ipper 10
Coincidence much!
jackiemora 18
Maybe he couldn't stop since he did climaxed. I'm assuming once a guy starts they can't stop.
TheElBurrrito 21
Can you stop your climax after you start?
friedpwnadge 25
Nope.
B0nb0N09 12
They can stop wtf
jjessen 20
#48 from what planet did you come from has guys who can stop once they've started climaxing? i personally know i can't stop once I've started
desoto96 9
I believe the correct term is "the point of no return." Well, according to urban dictionary that is.
hooligyn123 18
I'm thinking #48 is confusing the word climax for having sex... at least I hope.
TheDrifter 24
Perhaps for 48 they're very much the same thing? In and done, like a microwave oven.
raphanne_fml 33
Hop on, hop off, like a city bus.
Zebediabolical 45
I give women the best 42 seconds of their lives. That's twice. And a short nap.
SystemofaBlink41 27
42 seconds?? Pfft! Try 15 seconds! .....wait...that's a bad thing?
Blazinthatshit 9
Who would want to stop while climaxing anyways? I mean, I've never tried stopping and I can definitely say I don't want to.
gameofthrones_fml 12
Orgasms an sneezes are the only physiological functions that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.
iLike2Teabag 27
Have you ever tried stopping mid-pee? I hear it takes years of practice.
xoamy906 25
Kinky.
lennelleong 33
I took an arrow to my knee - and orgasmed! I gave birth - and orgasmed! I was doing pilates - and orgasmed! Yup - kinky.
JACKxRAWR 22
#3, I think that comment got every male user of FML visiting your profile.
NeDaroft 5
How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an ******, see how he likes it
tygerarmy 35
Why fake it? OP should elbow him when she orgasms.
jizzwold 21
If it really was an accident then I don't see how causing him pain is warranted.
Torch15 9
And being elbowed in the balls hurts a lot more than an elbow to the face.
KevinFlynn 13
did he at least take care of your needs?
MsFML_ 16
He likes it rough.
Soninuva 41
More like he thinks SHE likes it rough.
golden_warrior 23
Are you dating Metta World Peace?
golden_warrior 23
Married to***
dangousity 21
Stop we can, stop we don't
emeraldisle 30
Maybe he's secretly into S&M.
anythingmustbe 18
Could this be the start of a new fetish for your husband to spice up your love life?