Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband shit himself a little during sex, but tried to keep going because he was "so close" and didn’t want to ruin the orgasm. I, of course, shoved him away but it was already down my leg and had stained our cream bedsheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Charles900 16
I'd give him an "A" for effort.
tehman117 21
it's the tbought that counts.
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Comments (147)
Bragi 12
Unless this is a frequent occurance you're justa whiner, OP.
heyLaddieHey 18
At least he tried to continue? Though I'm sure it would have been better if he used other ways...
chefnoel22 11
Atleast he was trying for you!! :) better than him just stopping and leaving you to do it yourself
lulinator 40
Holy nasty you two. Someone pee in your Mini Wheats this morning?
vikky538 29
He is trying real hard even though it became soft. Kudos to the effort though
healthcarechick 9
Hahahaha that sucks lol
LadyTyger51ne 8
That means you're good lol. But he should work on that lol
healthcarechick 9
I can't believe all of the shitty comments on here!
kickyourtitsin 12
Could've just ate you out :/ Not try to pass it off like nothing happened, sorry for you OP.
A_Net_70 7
Hey at least you got sex stop complaining he tried his best