Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML
Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I accidentally sharted during sex with a guy I’ve been seeing. I was seriously embarrassed, but he was excited about “new territory we can explore together.” FML
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bleachedraven 14
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bleachedraven 14
I'm not sure what your culture is, or how long you've been together, but you should never be embarrassed to iniate sex with your spouse. I'm sure it will feel awkward, but he probably enjoyed knowing you were interested. Farting during such an intimate time is unfortunate and embarrassing, but in a life long commitment it will become a laughable moment.
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revolutionbabe 15
OMG!! Probably right in the middle of an ****** too. The worst timing ever!!
bleachedraven 14
😱
mackdeezy 22
In a weird way, that's actually kind of cute. Hopefully the situation is as innocent as it seems, because then it sounds like you habe little to worry about, OP. Good luck.
alex_jaguara 33
Normal bodily function, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Happens to everyone.
bleachedraven 14
true
bleachedraven 14
I'm not sure what your culture is, or how long you've been together, but you should never be embarrassed to iniate sex with your spouse. I'm sure it will feel awkward, but he probably enjoyed knowing you were interested. Farting during such an intimate time is unfortunate and embarrassing, but in a life long commitment it will become a laughable moment.
Jonkbaby 23
It happens :)