Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
Lala7261 0
yea. I think someone here is lying ...
PrinceFroggy 0
hmmmm...
rscanlan313 0
maybe she got it from a toilet
iZDa 0
Maybe ur mom shud write it down
bennyboy111 7
I doubt they would of cheated because I doubt it would take 5 years for them to have sex
bennyboy111 7
I doubt they would of cheated because I doubt it would take 5 years for them to have sex and get herpes
LoLlersnakes 0
Yeah, I don't think we need Sherlock Holmes to solve this mystery: he got sick of ******* you and wanted some strange. Thats why you don't marry virgins.
super_ella21 0
You sir, have made an ass of yourself.
Heather_x0x0 6
1: that's what I was thinking...
katfr 0
He lied big time that jackass
brodie1709 5
did you let some hobo use your bathroom?
CitrusGirl 0
63, hope that was a joke?
Cjeezy 0
urdirtyolduncle, I'd much rather read boner's comments because I can get a chuckle out of them and your'e just some idiot who bitches about everything you don't like because you have no sense of humor.. get the **** over yourself idiot.
KOn311 2
I hope you all know that having a cold sore and going down on each other could be a possible explanation for the cause. No one doesn't need to lie about their situation.
CheckMyProfile 17
#56 would've *
aquariusangel420 0
Yah he's lieing YDI for believing he's a virgin DUMP HIS ASS NOW take meds and USE CONDOMS NEXT TIME DERRRRRR
allison3994 0
You can't get herpes from a toilet.
Jonny_Trump 0
220, one does not simply "dump" their husband. I like how everybody is screaming how he's a liar and a scoundrel though. I guess there's just more evidence in this FML than I can see.
barbiegirlcutie 0
Really are u that stupid he probably cheated on her when they were married not f**kin dating
nancyfantastic 3
technically 224, yes you can, it's extremely rare, but person with open active herpes outbreak can transfer the virus to the toilet seat and if the next person to use it before cleaning has any abrasion/open wound they can pick up the virus. Like I said, extremely rare, but it can happen.
digibenho 0
Theres a chance that one of them got herpes from their parent and that the virus got "activated" only when they were older..
mrtoothpick 11
200 is correct. That's the most likely reason besides cheating.
sterlingarcher 1
weird... ..
esu 5
at least your in it together right?
SchiTzenGiglez 0
haha that's just her excuse to stay together, clever girl. I actually know a gay couple like that. but I hate their guts
lelanatty 0
it might take 5 years for one of them to cheat
PeteyPablo12308 20
Well obviously one of you cheated during those five years (or both). I bet it was the husband though... Men cheat MUCH more than women, and the OP is clearly confused. I bet it was the man.
hmna 0
#312 has it right. I know a guy who got herpes from his mother when he was born.
J0gby 0
you dont diagnose herpes, you find herpes
zackyp 0
I like how all the dumb females on here automatically assume that it was the guy who lied. get over yourselves girls lie just as much if not more than men
BrooklynnStroker 0
wow I did not know that!!
chrisauh 4
365, no men don't cheat more than woman you ignorant idiot. Look at the stats, they're about the same, DUMBASS
eyez_lay_low1921 0
ibet it was that night in vegas he nevertold u about...! ^_^
zakkyzebra 11
Actually, 365 and 444, women cheat a shit ton more than men. They just don't get caught.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
yeah herpes is very contagious. umm do either of you guys get cold sores, cold sores are caused by the herpes virus to what's called hsv 1.hsv 1 and 2 are the same virus and can pretty much spread mouth to genital or genital to mouth, herpes can also spread to other parts of the body as well so....
mintcar 10
It doesn't matter who cheats more. Anyways an FML on herpes and all of a sudden everyone is an expert. vvv
EvilPotato 15
365 studies have shown that women cheat more then men...Just saying.
witchdoctor1 9
444 you do know he said "as much if not more" he's not saying it's positive women lie more.. just as much as guys n mayb more. maybe. read before trolling YDI
zendaddy0 0
genitals ........... that is all
KOn311 2
it's funny how you all think someone cheated. Know how diseases are transferred before acting like your right cuz like my post stated you can get herpes if one of them had a cold sore and went down on each other and transferred that way. ignorant people always assume cheating first. guess a lot of people got cheated on. sucks for you but not every guy cheats.
sterlingarcher 1
hahah 444 love the pic
SchiTzenGiglez 0
176 wins
SchiTzenGiglez 0
476*
PandaMantis 6
200, oral herpes is a different virus than genital. Because the OP said the doctor diagnosed them, I'm guessing it wasn't oral.
JMTS 0
#365 Are you retarded? It takes a woman to cheat with a man...
betty66 3
having a cold sore doesn't necessarily mean herpes! and yeah, how dumb do you have to be to buy that excuse, op?
PurplePigeon 0
522: the woman the man cheated with isn't necessarily in a relationship herself.
bwinski 19
lol #19
ohmydodd 2
ur hawt
MJ_Goobs_Xx 0
honestly… herpes isn't that big of a deal sure you have it your whole life but it comes and goes. do you even know which type you have? there is the sexually transmitted simplex 1 and then there is simplex 2 which you can get from sharing a water bottle and kissing. my bro has simplex 2 and he hasn't had an outbreak in awhile… so if it's #2 I wouldn't sweat it but if you have #1 then… you might want to rethink your marriage…
topbanana 0
f*ck your life for being a virgin..
mintcar 10
535, do /you/ have herpes?
mintcar 10
535, do /you/ have herpes?
mintcar 10
545, do /you/ have herpes?
Anton317 4
Haha someone is cheating :)
Mapholisto 7
524, A cold sore is caused by the herpes virus.
deerescu 1
lol!!!
DCFan 9
speaking from experience?
krismir29 0
dude your hella cocky. haha wtf
drebunny 0
Well,how would they have gotten a cold sore? Hmmmmm.... Unless SOMEONE'S been sharing chapstick!
kay2kay 1
At least if you guy didn't verbally share everything... you still get to share everything:]
disleswife 1
sounds like you're speaking from experience.....eeeewww.
tasha86 4
that's true...cold sores are a cause of herpes! just cause they were virgins doesn't mean they didn't do other acts!
HunterAlpha1 8
even if only for the fact that women can't keep their pie holes shut for one second.
burninfate 0
so it has to be the husband that cheats? you are an ignorant b
luvyah 0
122 seems stuck up.
crxb16 2
Men never lie!
shoecrazy 5
I agree with #1 & 5...
Primo_Loco 0
yea how often do you find ACTUAL male MARRIED virgins.... you don't. sex is the #1 thing on most mens minds nowadays. so....
KOn311 2
513 do some research before replying. because obviously you make no sense and don't know too much about it so read then respond back. actually talk to a doctor before you act like you know something.
nobridgejustwate 0
story of my life unfortunately. it's just oral herpes thank god but I have to be so careful. I haven't had a breakout in a year though, thank god.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
How are you all arguing about whether its women or men that cheat more, when regardless of what the truth is, it doesn't make a difference in this FML. If the woman posted the story, and she is stumped about how this came to be, then it obviously wasn't her that cheated, if anyone even cheated at all. Also, Im not 100% sure but I believe it is possible to transfer oral herpes to the genitals. Perhaps someone will Google it.
ngb39 1
u all can be wrong the herpes has to start somewhere and maybe it was them that started it they didnt have to get it from someone else
MJ_Goobs_Xx 0
no but my brother does I'm just saying that at least she didn't get HIV or something
MJ_Goobs_Xx 0
513 is right
mabaker123 1
ouch someone better come clean !!!
arhanes 0
actually 200 is not correct. the type of herpes simplex that gives you cold sores and the type that gives gential warts are 2 different kinds. however the person that said that it is possible to transfer it from their mother is right
EmElle88 9
but if she cheated, why would she post this?
RocketHorse569 0
actually you can, oh wait maybe I'm thinking of hepatitis.... I don't remember :P
hoodstar765 0
yup! someone is lying!
tjv3 10
he cheated
SanpakuEyes 18
703 Actually genital warts are caused by the human papillomavirus not the herpes virus. Genital herpes and genital warts are two entirely different STDs. And yes, you can transmit the herpes virus from oral/genital contact.
MyF_ckingLuck 0
OBViOUSLY one of you knows more than you're letting on.
bbcircus03 1
You people are dumb, you can get herpies from saliva. you could drink from a water fountain and get it. You do know that cold sores are herpies right?
davon_fml 0
Actually your wrong women are known to cheat more but they aren't caught as much as men because no one suspects them of it unlike with men where everyone already assumes it
hasan_shami2013 0
everyone keeps saying that the husband lied, she could have been the on lying too you know...just saying.
eeanmoryx 0
513 and 524 no its legit. I have a friend who got it from her mom and couldn't go down on an ex because it could transfer. many people don't realize how real it is but it wouldn't work if it weren't true because if neither of them ever had mouth outbreaks then its obvious they don't have it.
mollyslips 13
that sucks. liar, liar, pants on fi-! i'd wrestle that hoe to the pits of hell if I was you...
stacianichole 2
cold sore always means herpes. herpes simplex virus 1 = hsv1 = oral herpes = cold sore.
UnicornPukePink 0
Cold sores do not always mean herpes. They are sometimes side effects, but children get cold sores, and it does not mean that a 9 year old has herpes.
mbsmbs 2
Same here.
ItsApril 0
No, it doesn't mean they have the sexually transmitted herpes. However, cold sores are a type of herpes. You can touch one from your mouth and rub your eye and possibly get it on your eye. Herpes Zoster (sp?) is an all over type of herpes. Just because it is herpes does not mean it is sexually transmitted. Yes, you can get it from a parent through birth. The child could also have other problems if the mother is flaring up at the time. Also, any cold sore whether on genital or mouth can be transferred from one to the other. Again, just because it is herpes does not mean it is an std, there are different types. Read a book. Ask a doctor. I'm a nurse and am 100% certain of what I've said. Argue if you please. :)
emilymaeve 8
But as the woman is posting and she is confused....
ReturnOfTheRat 6
He said lie not cheat, just saying
jules542 5
Well not necessarily, the man may be cheating, but the female might just be single (or other way around) making It that one of the two are cheating, but both are involved. :P
source_confirmed 2
At 472- Not to be rude but... No, he didn't. The comment 444 is commenting about said MUCH more than women. That's a fact. this part is meant to be rude... Fail... Just Fail.
Zazoo1995 23
******* sexist.
BeautyBaby099 18
She didn't put her mouth on the toilet smart one
crimson90 2
nah, herpes being immaculately conceived is more likely
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
krissytina 6
It could of been transferred by the mouth during oral when one of you had a cold sore then passed along to the other one during sex
cldean24 4
Cold sore herpes and genital herpes aren't the same strain of herpes. Cold sores don't give you genital herpes.
Neorecon19 18
I think it can also be inherited at birth.
myownenemy 0
Cold sores are either herpes simplex a or b; both a and b are what is known as genital herpes. If you have a cold sore, you have herpes; however, cold sores are not to be confused with canker sores. This being said, a plausible explanation for this without cheating being involved is that one of them kissed someone with herpes in their mouth, and then transferred it orally to their spouse.
cgyguy 0
not the same strain no but you can still get genital sores that way too. just because type I prefers the mouth and type II prefers the genital area does not mean you cannot transmit either to the other location. look it up. seriously.
gigglezbabii22 2
Umm #204, you do realize kissing is considered cheating too, right? You can be born with herpes, it's just not always active in you or active at all times.
PeachyJinx 7
She didn't say she had genital herpes.
Alicia17C 2
umm 204, you do realize you don't loose ur virginity from kissing? they probably got it from some1 before they dated and just transferred it by giving oral during an outbreak.
Igor_g5 0
What I'm seeing is that oral herpes can be transferred to the genitals but they are still different. And the doctor should be able to tell if you have oral herpes on your genitals.
guckylynn 19
344, no one said anything about losing their virginity by kissing.
myownenemy 0
289, I meant kissing before they were together.
shannonreneee 11
STIs can sit in your body and be activated at any time, most cases due to stress. I know a couple who were together and never cheated and the girl got warts just after her dad died. He or she may have contracted the disease years ago. It's a shame because there's not much public understanding about STI's and people just assume someone has cheated.
Alicia17C 2
I meant 289 but it wouldnt let me comment again because of flooding
Schlimpikins 0
TOILET SEAT HERPES!!!!!!! GROSS!!! You're just gunna both have to grow your bush out really big so it'll hide the festering sores all over your dirty parts.
KruseBaby27 0
Wrong. Cold sores can give you herpes on your genitals.
Eggers 2
oral herpes is a cold sore you crazy mothertrucker. it's faaaaaar different from genital herpes
Eggers 2
also, 227, way to steal my profile picture. nice one.
Pawned71 0
birth ofcourse
gigglezbabii22 2
Wow Alicia you're a dumbass I didn't say anything about someone losing their virginity if you want to talk shit at least let it be about something I said. Btw you can get herpes other ways it doesn't have to be from being with another person you can be born with it. You're ignorant. Myownenemy ok lol you didn't say that though.
stacianichole 2
absolutely they do, if transferred via mouth during oral sex.
ashleighmef 7
Umm one of you could have cheated...
iZDa 0
maybe ur mom cheated
Prankster7o7 5
Nice, haven't heard it before, I should write it down.
iZDa 0
Maybe ur mom shud write it down
dirtyblond 4
Hahahaha
urdirtyolduncle 15
why comment when all you have to say is "hahaha?"
iZDa 0
why does ur mom keep saying hahaha
HouseHunter 2
because ur penis is so small now stop actin like an asshole 2 ppl on the internet just becuz ur lazy ass is hidden behind ur computer screen all day
Soloman212 28
Why comment when all you have to say is "why comment when all you have to say is "hahahaha"?"?
iZDa 0
im on my itouch...
poopboy662 0
hahaha I love this guy^
Thanatos1206 0
Your mom's on her iTouch.
iZDa 0
^^ lets go have sex then
SolarGirl32 6
iZDa: WIN!
iZDa 0
thanatos ur dads on ur moms itouch
PSQ91 6
Same BDay FTW
valri3 0
I agree, someone cheated. Expect an FML about a husband lying or something like that.
TheJester12 15
am I the only one who thinks this is slightly creepy? ^
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Umm, yes?
caligirl1990 0
or dirty public toilet Ewwwww !
tedirvine 2
same city FTW
tedirvine 2
same city FTW
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, I don't know what's worse? him, saying he was a virgin to impress her or the fact she believed he was virgin in the first place........
MrsDruidess 23
thats not necessarily the case, you can get it other ways. You can have it your whole life and never have an outbreak and pass it on to your partner or child who do/could get outbreaks. It is commonly spread at the gym, I know two lifters that got it there. It likes to spread where it infected, so lifters will get it on their backs and hands. Or you could pick it up from kissing somone with a cold sore. 90% of people in the US have it by age 60, and like I said, never even know. There is no test to see if you carry it. There is an antibodies test to see if you have come in contact with it. They like to have medical students take the test to show how common a positive is, as there is usually only one or two negatives in the entire class. Its hugely common look it up or talk to your dr sometime.
21loveyoulots21 0
poor you! and HDI never cheat!
Cinn_fml 23
Either that's very unlucky or your husband's not told you something...
EddieBlake 0
obviously both.
wtferror 0
they both cheated, both of them are scared to accuse each other.
woosah 16
ya they're perhaps both just dirty little liars.
Cinn_fml 23
Yeah, they could both by lying I suppose. But if that were the case, the OP shouldn't be confused. And you'd think that with this, if you were lying, you'd come clean.
aardvarkish 17
Clean? Ha ha ha!
smellymellyy 7
LMFAO ^^ this.
emodude44 0
It was probably the husband who cheated I don't know if there are other means to contract herpes aside from sex.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
there are.
IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
naturally u blamed the husband automatically.
emsiti 6
so many sexist people women cheat just as much as men they hide it better
Jonny_Trump 0
Actually, I think the latest statistics show they cheat more. o.o Or at least as much as is shown. No need to bring in the well-hidden numbers. XD
Cinn_fml 23
To random people who are implying I'm sexist for saying the husband's lying; I said that because I assumed the OP would know where it came from if she was the one cheating. I'd have made the same assumption if the roles had been reversed.
Somedood117 0
OH GOD, A GINGER!
Winter247 2
Hahahaha. yeah he cheated on you.
maria_339 0
Well obviously LoL!
witchdoctor1 9
how do you know it was the husband..? ppl naturally assume it's the guy... plus there's many factors... mayb he was born with it or the op was... you don't know don't assume
doodlez223 1
Well. Someone cheated. And it's looking like it was your husband.
IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
why
deeters 0
coz u like penis
AlyshaDeShae 10
Somebody isn't telling the truth. Also, didn't House cover a case like this and used some fun tricks to get the truth. :-p
iamelrebel 0
Why is it her husband? Maybe she is the one who cheated. Or this could be a fake story.
ald2008 0
That he did. lol. I just watched that episode yesterday. House said you could get it from a toilet seat, but Cuddy pretty much bitched him out. So basically... catching herpes from a toilet seat... can't happen.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You can get stds and pregnancy from toilet seats... its a fact!
nerdchic 5
you can catch stds... I've never heard of anyone getting pregnant from sitting on a roller seat...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Maybe if somebody nutted all over a toilet seat and then you decided to rub your crotch all over.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Exactly. That's how I was born!
F14Shado 0
LOL @ 197
Paigeyk 3
Actually you cant get herpes from a toilet seat, viruses can only last out of a host for a few seconds. Its not airborne duh. By the time someone pulled up thier pants from using a restroom and walked out the virus would be dead. House isnt a real show, none of them are actual doctors haha.
julien672 0
You can't get pregnancy, you ******* retard.
Paigeyk 3
Look it up. Even if you rubbed your genitals or anus on the seat itself or had a cut on you thigh or bottom and it touched the seat it is still very unlikely unless you immediatly sat down after someone in an outbreak because the virus dies so quickly. Think about where your genitals are when your pissin...not touching the toilet seat.
Jonny_Trump 0
Lol at people taking the troll seriously. But yeah, if there's even a slight chance, it's possible.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I don't think many people rub their genitalia on the toilet seat when they take a shit.
alsafady 0
ummmm either I studied 3 years of pure jibrish in university or viruses don't die because they are not "live" to begin with... lol
alsafady 0
ummmm either I studied 3 years of pure jibrish in university or viruses don't die because they are not "live" to begin with... lol
emodude44 0
The sperm has to be INSIDE the woman in order for conception to occur. Not in her mouth either. Inside her uterus.
KiwiLime 0
ooh, which episode is this?(:
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Fertilization takes place in the Fallopian tubes.
life2007 0
They use real doctors to consult on the show and in the episode House was trying to get one of them to fess up for cheating and the guy jumped all over Houses lie to cover up his cheating.
jdeshnerx3 0
sperm dies as soon as it hits oxygen you can't get pregnant unless you are came in geez people are so stupid
abceasyas123abc 12
464, if sperm dies as soon as it "hits oxygen" the how, pray tell, do they harvest sperm for IVF? I'd be a little more cautious before calling other people stupid..
freddyisepic 2
wheres docbastard when you need him?
SnowFlakeInAK 7
464 Really?? Wow. Then the whole medical community does not know what they're talking about!! Since sperm can live 72 hours after ejaculation. How the hell do you think labs do sperm counts! Before calling people idiots or jerks, you really should check your facts. Google is your friend. Whomever informed you that sperm dies as soon as it hits oxygen is laughing their ass off that you believed that load of crap.
forza_italia88 2
91 - you cant actually get herpes from a toilet seat. the virus dies when its exposed to air. look it up
G6chick 0
ya that's a gud house episode
chezurecat 0
I'm sorry but your just too cute!
Airborn0280 18
lol
marinataps 0
What's that episode called! :P
crazyworld777 0
Yay for the House MD reference!!
RyDawg918 0
obviously you both weren't virgins before. idiot
Sniper_Fidelis 1
You are so smart man BRAVO.
RyDawg918 0
yea I know man. THANKS
CitrusGirl 0
yep... obviously one of them wasn't a virgin to start with and it just took the herpes 5 years to surface... that makes sense :P
ryukk_fml 3
They could've been virgins then and he cheated afterwards. Don't call people idiots if you carry no logic.
mfmylifesrsly 30
You, 114, are the idiot.
mfmylifesrsly 30
goddammit. *13
Jelizondo 1
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maybe you got it from the doctor? the doctor that's been plowing your vajay like a snow covered street lol
yG420 6
lmfao