Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Uh oh!
slushpup9696 12
At least you got a free meal out of this.
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Comments (210)
Idonebeenhad 17
Uh oh!
Iamnotmyself 17
At least she didn't do that because she caught you watching Ponies: Friendship is Magic during work.
kevsnev 7
She's a jerk :(
maz255 10
1 ill finish your comment, *ahem* Spaghettios
HowAreYouToday 34
It could have been worse. She could have been holding a brick at the time.
ktateprado 0
Pretty close to boiling macaroni...
MrTittySprinkles 7
where do you work that there's random cans of spagehtios all over the place?
K_kanaka 26
Smack a bitch!
CharlieeMurphy 0
If you think about it and use this thing called your brain you'd realize oh shit maybe it's there lunch.. Or a supermarket. Tons of explanations
hope540 0
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic *
hellbilly205 17
Could of been worse she could of threw a computer, or a desk, or even a chair at you instead...i'd say you got off pretty lucky
slitherbomb 0
Good thing she wasn't holding a car!
Pixxio_O 11
What are you waiting for??? Eat them!!!
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
75-It would have also been easier to sue then.
dre_bro11 12
75, I'd say lucky is being able to go to work and not get ANYTHING thrown at you. Op's boss had no right to do that, and deserves to be punished for doing so.
chuckychan 8
eat it be thankful food has come your way
Jvr91 8
Oh hellllllll no
SecretlyEvil9792 22
I would sue her. I'm pretty sure bosses aren't allowed to use that as punishment.
slushpup9696 12
At least you got a free meal out of this.
koe4 0
and free money from the law suit i recommend op files.
HowAreYouToday 34
And a free debt from the lawyer expenses that op is sure to get.
ktateprado 0
Throw boiling macaroni on her.
HowAreYouToday 34
Why waste good macaroni? Throw a microwave at her. XD XD XD (^-^)
ilovecookies83 0
I agree with 25, sue that bitch, op!
hellbilly205 17
Plus spagetti'os are delicious
uncleyuggles 0
Throw the can back at her and say you prefer ravioli
MrSmOkEwEeD451 2
She should of THROWN IT AT THE GROUND!!!! in case anyone doesnt know this is a lonely island thingy
TheNewGuy03 29
I dunno about you, but these lawsuits are making me HUNGRY!
nerdfighteria 7
92- Happy Birthday TO THE GROUND!!!
SecretlyEvil9792 22
#92-YEESSS!!! I love that part.
stormy03 0
Dam rights haha
evybeth 0
Oh-o spaghetti Os..!
wolfsheart 14
I was going to say that!
evybeth 0
Ahaha :)
ktateprado 0
Hey jackass, you ripped off 1's comment.
Enslaved 38
36, That was rude! 3 probably wrote it at the same time. It is Spaghetti O's slogan after all. Lots of people know it.
ktateprado 0
I apologize. Just don't rip off another persons comment again mother*****er.
evybeth 0
#1 didn't put the whole sentence! So I didn't steal anything ! Second of all when I comment this! There was no comments at all! If u don't have anything nice to say then gtfo! How immature.
hippo1234 19
And 61, if you're going to call someone a ************, at least have the balls to spell it out complete
hippo1234 19
36/61: If you're going to call someone a ************, at least have the balls to spell the whole word.
hippo1234 19
Sorry, it said my comment failed the first time. ******* iPod.
fatraptorjesus13 9
#1 made that joke...much more subtly haha
Mz_Kane 0
Hahaha.
evybeth 0
#1 just said uh oh.. I said the full sentence. :)
Ben360 6
Look at the bright side.. Free lunch :)
ktateprado 0
Open a can of ass-whooping and throw it on her.
8sq 13
Spaghetti-Ow's.
FMLaddict20 5
At least he fed you
ktateprado 0
She*
howslife123 0
I'm just wondering why her boss had a can of spaghettios .. And why that was the first thing she thought was usable !!! I would have thrown a chair or a coffee mug , not my perfectly edible lunch !
mahomie97 7
*she
YayorNay 8
*she
Sinsation 7
I hope no one ever tries to feed me like that.
Jenn50 19
Yes, I was wondering where the hell OP works that there are random cans of pasta available for hurling?
BirdieCurls 25
@206 a grocery store, maybe?
tsim_fml 0
please dont tell me shes an anger management specialast as well.... people these days
ktateprado 0
LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR ANGER GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!
chelseaaababyyy 17
spaghettios sound good. but your boss is a bitch, fyl !
ktateprado 0
^ but now you can threaten to tell on her. Blackmail slaves are the best:D
karagarren 8
47.. you talk too damn much. and you aren't funny.
LordGoober 13
He only replies to comments 1-5.
themaddog 0
107- I think he is pretty damn funny. So go back under the hole you crawled out of and get off FML.
Tonyjb09 0
dam 107 is a bitch
TripOnShoelaces 0
She used noodles at your noodle so you can noodle while you noodle.
ktateprado 0
Or you can just kick her in the balls.
ZTD09 2
Woosh!
thewhiteninja 0
yo dawg!!
starsfan_9 7
48 - or you could just respond to everybody's initial post
xcowboys 0
Yo Dawg! I herd you like noodles....
awkward_turtles 1
48, there is so much wrong with that sentence...
AndrewWeschke 9
Yo dawg, I heard you like noodles
doom2 8
Well that's random, but sorry op!
pinkp909 8
Why did she just have a can of Spaghettios?.
EminGH 7
Could have been in the lunch room.
pinkp909 8
What adult eats spaghettios?