Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my husband keeps falling sick or imagining that he's sick. We started the year with flu, then back pain, then a sprain, then a ligament tear, and now a bacterial infection. On the days he's not sick, he has zero interest in physical intimacy, scared that he'll catch an STD. We're a married monogamous couple. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
Correction, YOU haven't had sex in two years.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Con: Your husband is cheating on you. Pro: You haven't caught chlamydia from him. Con: This could lead to your divorce. Pro: A financial windfall, and the chance to meet someone who cares about you. Good luck.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Con: Your husband is cheating on you. Pro: You haven't caught chlamydia from him. Con: This could lead to your divorce. Pro: A financial windfall, and the chance to meet someone who cares about you. Good luck.
logicalliv 9
Con: It's just a receipt for testing - not a clear result. She might have chlamydia Pro: Chlamidia is curable, and at least she knows she ought to get tested.
ThrottleJockey 36
Correction, YOU haven't had sex in two years.
Haylyn 8
It's a good thing she hasn't men are ****** now a days they **** anything that walks. She deserves to be treated better, nothing wrong with her not having sex for two years.
ThrottleJockey 36
I'll have you know that I'm a high class *****!
wHSKitty 11
I wish I could find someone decent, myself
bibobobonnor 8
I don't condone cheating, but two years is a pretty long time. Assuming he's been repeatedly shut down for sex in those two years, I'm not necessarily surprised he was desperate enough to cheat. A better man would have addressed it with her, but still, two years?
interesting33 37
sorry OP. It sounds like things are rocky with the relationship and have been for a while based on him not acknowledging the anniversary and not having sex. Get yourself tested just in case as I believe it could be spread via other means, and talk to him about it. Please take care and lean on your friends. or join clubs and make new friends if you need to.
prncsjnlca 10
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Perhaps if you had sex with him he’d have acknowledged your anniversary and not be getting it elsewhere. 😂🙄
Inkoseh 33
Not sure if being sarcastic or not, but husband could have been refusing her for the past two years. It definitely happens more than you think.
real life problems 26
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How do you not have sex with your husband for 2 years and then be surprised that he's getting it else where? Yes he's a shitbag for cheating but you are partially to blame. YDI
MallowMistress 13
Unless she tries to initiate sex and he refuses? Not always the womans fault if they aren't having sex.
d3rpb0t 10
Even IF she denied the dude, he still should go through the proper channels of divorce instead of being a shitbag.
Inkoseh 33
Contrary to popular belief, women DO want sex and men DO refuse it. It isn't always a dead bedroom because of the wife.
real life problems 26
Well if the wife wanted sex, and he's getting it elsewhere then theres a reason for it, such as she's terrible in bed or she won't do what he likes. Or maybe they just grew apart. Dont mistake my opinion of him, I hate cheaters and he's a shitbag for doing it
DanielleinDC 34
Or maybe she wanted to have sex with him and he refused. From the wording, that's entirely possible.
RichardPencil 32
Another correction: You found the receipt in your roommate’s pocket.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Why are you there? Trust me I know all you are is his maid.
Donut_Wizard 23
“Honey, you remembered our anniversary.” “And I got you a gift too.” “What is it?” “Ahem. Please put your hands together for...”
d3rpb0t 10
Slowclap him the **** out, and breathe a sigh of relief that you dodged the clam.
tr3yr 13
Something tells me there is more marital problems than a little. It may be time to see if it’s worth fixing or if you guys are just going to part ways. Best of luck!
real life problems 26
Cheaters dont deserve second chances