Today, I discovered that all the times my boyfriend says he's in the bathroom with horrible diarrhea, he's actually sitting there smoking crack and talking to other women. I've dedicated everything in my life to him. I feel so brokenhearted and defeated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been sexting several other girls from Reddit for over a year. While we were at his parent’s house for dinner. Last year I found out he was on drugs for the first year we dated. This was all as I was in the process of feeding my dying dog. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Battousai124 9
You need to throw him out, NOW!!! Then get a restraining order, and have the chips search your appartement, so they can find literally everything, that he put in there.
Shzusuziq11 12
how did you not smell that stuff he was smoking? We had a guy who would smoke crack in the bar I worked at and you could smell it very easily
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Battousai124 9
You need to throw him out, NOW!!! Then get a restraining order, and have the chips search your appartement, so they can find literally everything, that he put in there.
FluffythePink 23
This is why making someone else 'your entire life' is generally just a bad idea. The only guys who are attracted to that are the ones who get off on abusing it. Learn the lesson, do the personal work and move on. Addicts do NOT make good partners and maybe get an std check, stat? Who knows where a crack head will stick his dick...
d j mom 9
he's your ex now, right?
Shzusuziq11 12
how did you not smell that stuff he was smoking? We had a guy who would smoke crack in the bar I worked at and you could smell it very easily