Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out the heartbreaking truth of why my husband won’t have sex with me. He cheated, got an STD, and is now waiting for it to clear up before he touches me again. When I confronted him, he flipped out and wrecked the house because I invaded his privacy by going into his phone. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Today, according to my doctor, I have the most stubborn case of chlamydia he’s ever encountered. It’s somehow survived three full courses of treatment, and I only caught it because my ex-fiancé is a cheating whoremonger. I may never have sex again. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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Top comments
Fergus52 16
Was your hubby STD free at the start of your marriage? Because if so, well, you know that means :/ and if not, he definitely should have told you. Congrats on getting pregnant though!
Brightside86 31
If it's HPV like 80% of sexually active people get it and it can do the disappear and then come back later or maybe never thing.
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Fergus52 16
Was your hubby STD free at the start of your marriage? Because if so, well, you know that means :/ and if not, he definitely should have told you. Congrats on getting pregnant though!
mekiswrite 21
Not necessarily; most humans have HPV at some point in their life and be contracted through other means besides sex. Also, things like Herpes have flair ups but aren't necessarily visible 100% of the time.
RichardPencil 32
It's pretty obvious, isn't it? You were visited by an incubus with herpes. Bad luck.
onlyaweapon 7
that's what She said
Bogrbon 27
It sounds to me like you found out your husband is likely cheating on you or at a minimum lying to you, has risked your Heath, and that you’re pregnant. All in all, your marriage is at a risk, as is your health, and in a position to have a child which you may end up having to take care of on your own. This just sucks. I feel for you. Plus all of this will make it harder to “get back out there.”
Brightside86 31
If it's HPV like 80% of sexually active people get it and it can do the disappear and then come back later or maybe never thing.