wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Anonymous
This old house
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
ohcollege
United States
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
YoshiSqu4d
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
wookieewhosshe
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
zzyx
United States
Disinformation
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
CRC
United States
Damned freshmen
Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Weewooweewoo
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Anon
Ottawa, Canada
Weather
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Beep beep
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
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wisericky 12
YDI for not taking a shower fully dressed.
katamine 17
Farenheit is stupid... Celsius makes so much more sense
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Fragmonto 5
how come?
KiddNYC1O 22
You're missing the point. Along with the fire alarm came an evacuation, I assume. Not knowing if it was real or false, op probably had to rush out of there naked or with just a towel.
KiddNYC1O 22
... just a towel in the cold weather.*
AsianCookie247 14
damn.. sucks for you.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
OP - Anyone bit ur ass while u were outside wearing only a towel?
Anton317 4
probably everyone ran away. lol
ducksplaysoccer 0
but did OP have time to grab a towel..........
prince122 0
**** that I wouldn't go till I'm well dressed and have my hair spiked. I some times dont move at all.
Hayman68 4
30 degrees is below freezing
etanman 5
man ur stupid no it isnt
thatfrenchguy 8
celsius or farenheits (I don't know how to spell that) that is the question
KingDingALing 9
In addition to KiddNYC1O, the OP is going to get the shrinkage! A.K.A a little willy. A.K.A tiny tim. A.K- Man, his dick is going to get small!
blebleble_fml 0
probably she wouldn't be complaining if it was Celsius...and obviously it was farenheit because she's American...and even if you're used to using Celsius, it doesn't make any sense to add that piece of information to the Fml unless it's cold...
hellogoodbye1996 6
64 op will get hard nipples not a little willy. it's a girl.
tona01 16
well i thought it was hot as well... every non-american probably thought it as well
welandedonthemoo 5
32 is freezing level.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
30 degrees Fahrenheit is hottt y'all! I'd be swimming in snow if we could get some of that good weather down here! But nooooo, here in Texas we gettin cooked! D: feels alright though. (:
dolphincheddar 10
stop all you complaining about cold. here in Canada it's still ****** snowing and people are wearing shorts and tshirts. if ur afraid to go outside in slightly below 0 in Celsius try -30 Celsius and then come complain on fml. so what it's a bit cold ur not gonna die
staceysgenesis16 0
hahaha thats gotta suck !! frost bite is a bitch !!
C6Racer 0
Lingling, stop thinking about penis for once. OP is female.
brandomiller 0
not Celsius
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
53 30 DEGREES IS FREEZING! Didnt they teach you math?
rangermedic77 5
agreed 89. it sucks in dallas
360XBOXFTW 0
gymnasts14 0
it's gonna be may and it's already in the mid 90s here in Texas...
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Was there really any need to correct that statement?
KiddNYC1O 22
146- That was more an addition than correction. Anyhow, that's not really any of your business, Sir/Ma'am.
iluffmcrandbvb 1
pull the stick outta yo ass
kay2kay 1
I wonder how many guys tried to "huddle for warmth" political
kay2kay 1
*lol weird spellcheck.
Primo_Loco 0
LMAO OP TOTALLY DESERVED IT if you ask why I swear I'll slit your throat >:o
xBabyDollx94 0
Heyyyyyyyyyy
monkeyshorts22 4
i can definitely sympathize, we always have people burning toast or popcorn at 3 am. fml
tortured_heart27 0
seconddddd yessss ive never been anywhere close to the top...jhjaajaja and yea why?
MrGold 0
And you decide to make your first top comment say something as stupid as what you just said. That is why you don't deserve to post top comments. Just go post on another comment next time.
mattmadden 0
Pissy much #23?
MrGold 0
Don't you have some kids to stalk.
lotto_boi 3
no he already got them in his van
pdp_fml 21
Brrrrrrr....I hope that you at least put a heavy coat on before going outside.
ugliness 6
is measuring temperature different in America? in the uk 30 degrees Celsius is nice and hot :3
Thalymor 0
Well think of it this way: 32 degrees Fahrenheit is 0 degrees Celsius. That sucks OP, I don't know where in Michigan you live but where I am, it's super windy as well.
kasumii 1
Wow, for once someone from outside America doesn't know American systems etc rather than the usual vice versa.
MeatSucks777 0
that's friggen warm!! I live in Canada up north and we get -50 degree weather in the winter time and plus 30 in the summer!!
bennyboy111 7
agreed
bennyboy111 7
r u seriously using farenheit cmon celsius is so Mich easier and better
docscientist 10
It's not easier at all. In this case it's the one you grew up with which is the 'easier' one.
PolBig123 0
seriously? 30 degrees is REALLY HOT! i almost can't wear anything in that weather. Are you from the earths core or something?
0bscured_1 0
hero deep, I'm from Canada and I figured out 30 farenheit is what he meant, being two farenheit degrees below 0 I pity you sir
counterfit 10
30? Pff, some dbag pulled the fire alarm in my dorm at 1am during a cold snap. 3 deg F, and 20+mph wind. And for some reason, it took the FD 15 minutes to come from across the street.
MrVanAwesome 5
i bet all the ladies loved that!
Tcaret300 12
hitler nerd?
MrGold 0
fat wesley snipes?
insanesna1l 0
op is female so unless it was a lesbian dorm.................huh, what?? sorry my mind went elsewhere for a moment
cldean24 4
There are dorms specific to gender on my campus. Others have guys on one floor and girls on the next.
MissBunny25 0
4 only if they were lesbian
Lucidium 0
4 remember it'll shrink
Lucidium 0
nvm, #4 comment made me think of the FML, that it was a guy.
flyingdonuts 1
fourth
Livinia 11
Fail.
Nimmrodel 11
lol totally
MrGold 0
epic fail. why would you be proud to be fourth anyway?
leeshxx 3
where are the mod gods to improve this comment?!
MrGold 0
They will be here any minute now along with these comments.
mrahhhhh 21
#5 fails. And OP: Is your username what the fireman said when he opened your shower curtain while looking for people to rescue?
CheckMyProfile 17
that's hilarious. :D
Nimmrodel 11
Time to practice speed dressing.
sannamm 5
must have been delightful for the guys ;)
Hayman68 4
it was
Tuesdays76 0
Exactly. Either all guys gathered around, or they all got out of there ASAP.
alaskanhybrid 5
Come talk to me when you get second stage hypothermia where you stop shivering. When you do then I will give you sypathy.
Livinia 11
Did you have time to put some pants on?
dcrider 0
well ur just to beautiful.... I think it's time for me to move to Australia
TayonaC 10
...
Wheredidgrungego 12
Ouch. I'd be so concerned about the welfare of my ****.
surferchick96 0
well, mr manwhore, are u also concerned about the size of it?
KT237 0
he says he's a man ***** in his about him box thingy.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
a girl posted this. ;/ but i wouldn't want a frostbitten dick either
SchiTzenGiglez 0
ha in that temperature it would turn into a shrinky dink