Can’t Cope
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
anonomous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Vegas, my ass
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wrap it
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
That's… a strange coincidence
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Top comments
almost_there44 26
This is not one of the moments you stick out to see if he'll change. He made his bed and now he has to lay in it. I hope it itches just as much as it burns. Move on from his possibly infected ass and get tested as well!!
Leeono 26
Ex-fiancé right?
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Leeono 26
Ex-fiancé right?
exileonmainst 16
Don’t stand in the way of Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. What they have is true love.. And also herpes.
almost_there44 26
This is not one of the moments you stick out to see if he'll change. He made his bed and now he has to lay in it. I hope it itches just as much as it burns. Move on from his possibly infected ass and get tested as well!!
manb91uk 22
I think you mean ex-fiancé? Please tell me that was a typo and not a moment of moron...
indienerdgirl 27
So is he still your fiancé?
Lobby_Bee 18
And now you should get yourself checked too.
RichardPencil 32
You know, losing your deposits on the reception hall, catering, flowers, etc., burns less than your recurring genital sores.
OrchidKitten 21
Losing deposits on that stuff also costs less than any of the treatments she may possibly need if she stays with him. Herpes is only one of the many STDs, some prostitutes have.
onceuponatime456 16
Get yourself tested and say goodbye to the cheating prick - he will not change!
Lillysar91 20
your fiancé better get tested for other STIs. So should you. And i hope you leave his lame ass. You deserve better than this excuse of a fiancé.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Send his sorry ass to the curb and get tested yourself. I’m sorry to hear that you were engaged to a piece of shit masquerading as a human.