Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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duburich 0
herpes can be obtained nowadays by something as simple as sitting on a toilet seat in wal mart.. or even transmitted by shaking a hand who just rubbed a chick an then eating wo washing your hands..
iZDa 0
^^luv u too
BlessedSon 0
Its possible that neither of you had to have lied or cheated. It can be explained in numerouse ways as to how this outcome came to be. Im hoping that you two dont turn on eachother in this hard time and can live your lives with the same love as before
tinybear93 0
someone cheated or someone lied.
Tonyy1 0
gross!!
DocBastard 40
Uncle - don't put words into my mouth, especially non-funny ones. Like KaySL, I'm no big fan of Boners and his constant perversions, but I put up with them because he has just as much a right to post them as you do. It bugs me to no end when people here tell other people to shut up - it's a comment section, people. It's designed for people to TALK. Unless the comment violates the site rules, get the **** over it. If you have any questions regarding the rules, feel free to PM a mod. I see Sirin slinking sexily about, so she's your best bet.
shanks0341 0
I say it's fake because nobody would post that they got herpes to the world
seanders 10
Your itouch is the only thing that allows you to touch it.
shanks0341 0
wtf
SolarGirl32 6
HaHa! In that case, I better get out there and catch myself an STD!
puddy_fml 0
Oooo what's hara-kiri? Guess it's time to Google.
Hannuts 0
somebodies cheating....
csmouton 3
yeah y'all werent virgins. you may have been but he got what he wanted lmao. Fyl for real....sorry bout your luck