Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, a week after my son was born via C-section, I received 3 messages from 3 different women saying that they had recently slept with my fiancé. One of them said they tested positive for herpes. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Damn how many people did you sleep with in 4 months?
TwoBytesCarley 27
Since she might not know who she contracted it from, she most likely needs to tell people she slept with from previous to 4 months ago. However, anyone she has slept with within the past 4 months would have been a harder conversation because it was 100% guarantee that they slept with someone with an std, and some people can really react poorly to that information.
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mike3775 39
Damn how many people did you sleep with in 4 months?
Alan Staff 59
Read the FML again.
Plop 17
I don't think Mike misunderstood. He's just being a judgmental prick.
mike3775 39
No I am curious because the lady said she had to tell everyone she slept with for the past 4 months. After re-reading it, I am still confused if she only had to tell people from 4 months ago or if she had to tell people from prior to 4 months to me, I don’t know. I’m not being judgmental, just the way I am reading it, it seems like she has slept with a lot of people in the past 4 months, the way it is written to me. If I am misreading it, sorry for the confusion.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Since she might not know who she contracted it from, she most likely needs to tell people she slept with from previous to 4 months ago. However, anyone she has slept with within the past 4 months would have been a harder conversation because it was 100% guarantee that they slept with someone with an std, and some people can really react poorly to that information.
Jon Tessler 14
do you react better or worse depending on the number of people she slept with is higher or lower? "**** shaming" the OP is a bad look on your part.
Alan Staff 59
Reading comprehension test results: - TwoBytesCarley: 1 - Mike: 0
raven_of_azarath 35
And if she did, is that a problem? (And before you say “it clearly is since she got an STI,” she could have easily gotten that from her first partner and not known until now).
RichardPencil 32
You don't need to tell them. The person that gave it to you didn't tell you, right? Let all the people who boned you find out the old-fashioned way.
cuz803 46
Almost the entire human population has a form of HSV so you'll get use to it and find someone who won't care and understands.
Jon Tessler 14
OP, sorry you got Herpes, but a lot of people have it, and while it is contagious, it's not that big of a deal, if you watch for outbreaks. sorry your BF broke up with you, that is not supportive of him, and you can use the support.
ninithel 21
you're only contagious when you're active. just FYI.
randybryant799 21
Damn. How many people have you slept with in 4 months???