SanpakuEyes

Miss San Francisco, USA 93 years-old

Anonymous 2 April 2009, 05:13 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Anonymous 18 October 2013, 17:30 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

About last night…

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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