Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turns out I have wood rot, and my entire window fell out. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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takeapieandrun 9
Looks like he succeeded.
KristinaKreme 0
You woke up though, right?
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Comments (53)
DanielleSaysHell 0
beautiful way to wake up(:
PrinceFroggy 0
Well any longer and you would have a nice face tan!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Agreed. Rise and shine op(: enjoy the view :Δ
Bandz_fml 3
Oh no! How horrible. I can't believe you had to wake up! F your life indeed... F your life!!!!!
ceddyz17 10
wakey wakey hands off snakey
spencerchu 0
well op's dad at least did his job to wake u up
kay2kay 1
You'll never need to set another alarm clock ever again when you get a Metal-Waker 5000™ Our slogan is: IT WILL WAKE YOU UP 'TIL IT KNOCKS YOU OUT! Warning- May cause concussion
dre_bro11 12
kay2kay, where can I buy this 'invention' from? Is it available in Australia?
dre_bro11 12
49, that's like happened to me everyday of my holidays for one reason or another.
melissa8998 0
That probably worked a lot better than coffee! Be grateful! lol
andres19 0
no, a piping hot pot of coffee to the face does the trick better than anything else
man_in_black08 28
oh shiit.. brock whtup
melissa8998 0
That's true. A nice trip to the emergency room or burn ward was always a great way to start any morning for me!
danbui 0
lol-13 that made me laugh ^-^
takeapieandrun 9
Looks like he succeeded.
Tuesdays76 0
Maybe OP was giving the dad a hard time getting up, so he just figured he'd drop something metal on OPs head.
MagicGiraffe 12
Wakey wakey hands off the snakey
KristinaKreme 0
You woke up though, right?
mygreenhoodie 0
no she slept forever
rocketeer_97 1
nooo she didnt wake up. she wrote this FML in her sleep.
Sniper_Fidelis 1
^Dicks
knightsfb 0
24 the proper term is penises
ILoveEggnog 7
When I get woken up like that there is typically bloodshed.
PeteyPablo12308 20
I HATE waking up in the morning. That's a ****** way to get woken up OP. I would be seriously pissed. I think you should use an air horn and a bucket of cold water to wake your dad up one of these mornings...
briidontgive_ 0
Same here, gets me all cranky :T
j0k3r2213 0
i agree. only person i don't get mad at is a really cute girls lol
ImInABox 6
Metalhead!
lovelikewoe 0
Hey, he got you up right? His job is done.
tiswine 0
lolll
Jemibub 4
Well, it woke you up didn't it?