Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
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Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Comments (525)
puddy_fml 0
And also it's relieve yourself*** not relief yourself. Just thought I'd point that out.
brenna963 0
Um... somebody lied.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Boners, I have no attentions in seriously flirting with anyone on the Internet, be it FML or Facebook-- unless I know the person in real life. My seemingly flirtatious comments were only meant to be a simple, friendly and nonoffensive joke. I apologize if they made you hurl, instead if smilie. I'm sure not everyone would find my comments amusing, se goes for yours. If there was any misunderstanding, hopefully now it's clear, and you can be less of dick.
niswisk 3
it could be genetic thru one of u. it can lye dormit and ud never know. so one of u had it. doesnt mean either of u cheated lol :)
sarahoxox 1
spell things right. you ignorant shit.
puddy_fml 0
Oops missed one. You meant to use **supposed*** not suppose. I'm just saying.
rajuncajunmama 0
just wow. you can't get herpes from a toilet seat. the virus can't live on a toilet seat. you can ONLY get it by exchanging blood, semen, or vaginal fluids. meaning you can get it thru sex only or born from a mother who has it. cold sores are a different strain of the herpes virus. so, even if someone has a cold sore it will not magically turn into genital herpes.
manbizzle 1
if an infected guy has herpes you can get it via oral sex. and vice versa. you don't need to have sex to get herpes.
akmissey 3
it's a virus ... you can get it many ways... I used to wax.. until my doctor told me I could get herpes that way... along with other STD
hakunamatata8D 1
you're an idiot. herpes is spread from skin to skin contact.
bella_chaos7 5
This is not true. Oral herpies can still be passed to the genitals. Either type can show up orally or genitally. That is why so many people have it. They don't realize it can be spread both ways.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Good observation, Puddy. That really should get your ranking up in your Spelling/Grammer Nazi army.
NCR 0
well this is quite obvious
helen29 4
losers virgins? hahaha
momo1972 3
you probably both cheated