Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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bjya 4
It means the doctor didn't think hard enough for any other explanation
funktown 2
lol nice
satanballs666 5
watch out for carriers
sulhaq 4
the doctor could give an explanation. you're just sub consciously trying to block it. here I'll spell it out for you: "One of you cheated during those five years or lied about being a virgin."
SolarGirl32 6
Sounds like someone was lying about being a virgin.
spazmattic 0
OP is the liar here. trying to throw the dogs off the scent of her own infidelity. shame on you OP!
lmaoatall 6
I hope this doesn't turn out to be a case where you two fight, seperate, and divorce, find out afterwards that the doctor messed up and gave someone elses results. until you find the answers, this is going to bug the crap out of you. thought I would give you a 'peace' of my mind. now to relax and lounge In my hamick this fine peaceful Sunday.
wrgfml 0
# 31 (Cinn) is 100% right. Dr. is ignorant. Lots of genital herpes is Type I, transmitted orally, between breakouts. Probably happened in prior relationship, especially if the then-virgins did lots of oral. Peace.
joshosh420 2
got it from a bus seat. i saw it in a movie once.
Brax0826 0
Your a female dog so your husband stepped out on you with a hooker!