CanadianEH
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Pantie thief
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Anonymous
Columbia City, United States
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
blacktyaffair
United States
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
DontTrustAFart
Fort Dodge, United States
Skidmarks
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
day001313
Albany, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
ScoozieBooze
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The next pair will be twenty-ate!
chirstinap325 23
Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...
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Comments (63)
caliguy08 17
Stop buying edible underwear
tigeresscrazy 12
Hay no fair I was going to make a edible underwear joke lol oh at least I'm not the only one to wonder about edibles lol
Mandybruin 15
I came to the comment section to make this comment. Beat me to it. Good job! :)
ThrottleJockey 36
Maybe you should stop buying the bacon flavored edible undies.
undebatable52419 5
internal blockage
aelarol 5
Your dog is smarter than you.
pacman490 21
Sounds like a real poon hound
murph_fml 21
Jesus, pick up after yourself. It's not your mom's job to keep you from leaving your underwear all over the place.
RpiesSPIES 27
Go commando. Problem solved + alternate source of dog food created.
RememberSchlitz 9
"Why is it a 'pair of panties' but just one 'bra'?" - Some comic
FailStaff 15
Solution: don't wear underwear
Bearsmomma 30
By "eat" do you mean completely consumed, or chewed holes? It isn't really safe either way, but Chewing until holes rip may mean the dog isn't actually getting cloth into its belly. Could happen eventually, so as everyone else mentioned: you should find a better/more safe place for storage.