Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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xxmckenzierae 5
Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.
zinoxity 23
Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
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xxmckenzierae 5
Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or, we can prevent the whole wife-finding-out thing by: Step 1: get your own dog (a big one) Step 2: let it get a scent of a sample of your clothes. Step 3: follow it across the house and locate the panty Step 4: order your dog to maul the other dog Step 5: walk away happy
Bajee 10
It's her Grandparents friends. I doubt she woul think he's cheating at that age. Anyway, OP can just tell them what happened to avoid problems.
Cad6 24
Today, my wife beat the daylights out of me with her handbag because she found someone else's underwear under our bed. I have never seen the underwear before. FML
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
some grandparents aren't that old...just saying
rubberduckie94 13
The worst part is when they find the underwear, if this dog is like most dogs, the crotch will be missing! Grandpa will really have to explain that one.
PeachesnCream88 0
Lmfaoo aww
livvyluvlaf 8
YDI for showering at your grandparent's house
livvyluvlaf 8
I mean friends of your grandparents. I mean who does that?
LO388 7
Seriously 69/71? Why shouldn't she be able to shower where she's house sitting? For all you know she could have spent a couple days there without being back at her place yet.
ArcadePie 10
Hopefully you get paid before they find them
Dboyinaz 4
People who house sit at their grandparents' friends' house?
xoconnie 8
well, logically, if they r friends of ur grandparents they are pretty old people. thus, its no big deal if u tell tem straight up
Pudagiah 12
This happened to my family! We went on a holiday and when we came back we found a frilly black thong on my parents' bed. For a second everyone thought my dad was cheating, and then we realised the thong belonged to the house sitter. And then my mum threw it in the trash.
SpottedZebra42 14
69/71 - House sitters. That's who does that.
Ray_of_midnight 23
"At that age"? I'm in my 40s and I'm getting more fun than I did when I was in my 20s. At this rate I'll have to be fending them off with sticks by 70. ;-) And, well, these days there are drugs to give Grandpa his libido back. If biology won't cooperate you can always go see Alice.
haZzbin 0
41-My aunt is a grandma and she's 33
johnboyu 0
104: Who's Alice?
mgnops 0
69/71, seriously? if you were house sitting for someone you wouldn't shower? gross...
High1Hopes3 2
Oh heck yeah! Woman... always jumpin to conclusions. Says my boyfriend. Lol
zinoxity 23
Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
zinoxity 23
Why is this thumbed down? It's not something that OP can be blamed for.
rdrr 2
Maybe she should shower more often so the undies don't stink of a shrimp boat.
PaulB123 11
In order to get smell out of clothes you need to wash the clothes, not take a shower...
ssnowywinter 0
Yes, 37, and I'm sure your underwear smells like roses.
notsorandomguy 18
That dog is such a bitch!
allthatandmore 0
No shit Sherlock
KeyboardWarrior 10
BOOOOOOO...
yesyesnonono 10
I, for one, appreciated that.
eatdemcupcakes 4
Maybe the dog was male....
crazycatgirl 0
Me too.
xxmckenzierae 5
I had a small jack Russell clean or not he would always tear the middle crotch out of my underwear.
DCarrasco526 4
Smart dog^^
yahoowizard 16
Not the biggest deal at all. Although, might be better if the old woman gets to it before the old man who lives in the house
Angitia 8
Did anyone mention them being a couple? Not even a male and female were mentioned.
MidnaLink 35
Good chance that they are, obviously!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Where is this house? I would like to partake in the 2012 panty hunt. I'll find this panty of yours, but don't expect it to be returned to you. I like...I mean my friend likes the smell of panties in the morning...
ThatGuyRory 9
Not if i find them first.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Competition sure is stiff this year, eh Lorraine? I guess it's just up to you and me now... ---grabs rifle and sings slowly and creepily--- if you go out in the woods today, you will be sure of a big surprise... If you go out in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise... For every panty there ever was will all be gathered together because, Today's the day the pantyhoses have their pic...nic...
SkyBirdy 5
Panties2012 make them famous
xxmckenzierae 5
That's gross
ThatGuyRory 9
It's only gross if you make it gross. (:
TheSmoothDude 10
You should try showering with the door closed.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Captain Hindsight strikes again.
TheDog6 24
Instead of having an Easter Egg Hunt have a Lacy Black Underwear Hunt?
reenkaur 7
not a big issue...tell them what happened! tell them to return it if they find it!
allthatandmore 0
The only thing is they may not BELIVE her and think she had a man in the house!
livvyluvlaf 8
Who knows? Maybe the dog ate them.
LoveMay 10
Even if they did find it, how would they know it's yours?
KeyboardWarrior 10
There's two things that could happen here: 1) The house owners find the panties, they suspect it's OP's, and think she had a man over. 2) The house owners find it, and the wife (if there is one) suspects her husband is cheating, which OP will either have to keep on her conscience, or will make her have to come clean, possible turning into situation 1. Her best bet is to tell them what happened right away.
emilydotawesome 1
How stupid can a person be?!
br0ccoli 15
That dog is obviously has a panty addiction. This is why you don't get your dogs over the Internet. He's a pantyphile.
br0ccoli 15
Where the eff did that 'is' come from? Smh smh
coyfish 0
Just hope there's no skid marks up in those panties!