CanadianEH
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Pantie thief
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Anonymous
Columbia City, United States
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
blacktyaffair
United States
Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
DontTrustAFart
Fort Dodge, United States
Skidmarks
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
day001313
Albany, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
ScoozieBooze
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The next pair will be twenty-ate!
chirstinap325 23
Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...
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Setareh23 34
He used to eat your homework, but as you graduated from highschool, he graduated to eating your panties.
ArsenicApple 15
You counted? I don't know which is worse. That he's done it this many times and you haven't stopped it or that you actually counted..... YDI
dukemisery 18
Get used to going commando then
ZombieScoobyDoo 20
Then he'll eat her pants. I have a dog who does the same thing.
MetaMouse 3
Maybe find a solution to the problem instead of expecting your dog to randomly leave them alone.
Zebediabolical 45
Definitely an FML for the first 25 or 26 pairs. But that 27th totally turns it into a YDI.
holy_sheet 3
Maybe not leave them where your dog can get them?
TiggyBonkers 32
He must love fish!
Rabite 28
I hope this stupid "joke" dies out soon.
Skinyrd 17
You must have something good to eat
jessicasoho 13
My old neighbor, Mike, was a horrible pet owner. He explained problems with his dog which only required the slightest common sense to prevent or reduce such negative behavior. Be a good pet owner. Don't be a Mike.
Exaspera 55
Stop leaving them on the floor then!