Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor came crying to me about the horrible thing someone had done outside. I hurried out to find a big pile of dog shit with the head of Donald Trump stuck into it. I had to fake a coughing fit so she wouldn't realize I was laughing. I'm not sure I got away with it. FML
Today, I watched our presidential candidates face off like high school girls with the whole world watching. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, my Trump-supporting father and DeSantis-supporting uncle got in a huge political argument. They eventually made up, and spent the evening mercilessly mocking their Bernie-loving relative, AKA me. FML
Today, I confidently told a joke at a party, only to completely butcher the punchline. Everyone still laughed… at me instead of the joke. FML
Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML
Today, for the fifth time this month, I had to explain to a group of people that yes, my name really is Donald Trump. Like all the other groups, they burst out laughing and did some Trump impressions for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
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J352SAURUS 30
I'm absolutely devastated and I'm not even American. He thinks that "the concept of global warming" is "created by and for the Chinese" in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. He treats women and immigrants like dirt. He's not very smart. He's cocky. He's uninformed. He's racist. He's shady. I want a future :(
DaDezza244 31
I send my condolences to the Americans on this tragic day. Good luck surviving trump presidency!
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DaDezza244 31
I send my condolences to the Americans on this tragic day. Good luck surviving trump presidency!
CliffyB03 28
Send help :'(
aneban 13
thanks :(
neuronerd 29
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Please know that Cheeto Hitler does not represent all of America. He is not my president.
crazyoliversmum 6
It's a sad day for the entire world. Would you like Pauline Hanson from Australia at all?
DaDezza244 31
Let's send her away! Australian politics is ****** up enough without her idiocy!
thefmlman2011 37
We'd be ****** if she became Prime Minister. I'd actually move BACK to England.
J352SAURUS 30
Oh please take her away. She's a ******* looney bin. Her reaction to Trump's win? She recorded a video and posted it on her Facebook page. She said: "America got it right. America, good on you guy. I'm so excited. I'm so happy that Donald Trump is there. This is putting out a clear message to everyone around the world that the people power is now happening." Then she tweeted: @realDonaldTrump Mr President my door will always be open. Congrats on behalf of Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party of OZ. #MAGA #auspol
Clint_Westwood_fml 10
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Thats right, peasant, all hail the God King Trump!
bartsj88 6
I believe you meant, "That's right, Americans, please welcome President Donald Trump!"
sieg15 1
was obvious trump would win, all the polls oversampled democrats by nearly 30%
Lalala579121 28
That comes straight from Trump himself I suppose?
eyepuppy 31
Most polls that were oversampled were only oversampled by 5%. Most respectable polls also have a sample demographic listed that you always need to check. It doesn't matter if it's a presidential poll or a poll on shopping habits; If your poll demographic is biased, the results will be, too. This is why you should never put much faith in polls.
vcapelo 19
As long as Trump is supported by Chuck Norris, we'll all be fine!
J352SAURUS 30
I'm absolutely devastated and I'm not even American. He thinks that "the concept of global warming" is "created by and for the Chinese" in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. He treats women and immigrants like dirt. He's not very smart. He's cocky. He's uninformed. He's racist. He's shady. I want a future :(
Unlucky1232 20
to be fair we we're ****** either way.... At least he hasn't released any confidential information so.... he's got that at least
J352SAURUS 30
Yes, that's exactly right. So many people hate both of them. I wouldn't want either of them in, but you just have to pick the lesser of two evils in this case. They should add a "neither" option on the ballot paper. If the "neither" wins, then they should cancel the damn election and new people have to run. Human beings need to learn how to adapt, and they need to realise that what worked in the past doesn't always work today!
Unlucky1232 20
we actually did have a 3rd party choice but... people were to dumb to see it. Really this just proves that having only 2 parties in a democracy is really just detrimental to the country.
J352SAURUS 30
It's sad :( My condolences to all. Just gotta strap ourselves in and hope for the best...
CamBamShamDaMan 26
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There is a neither option its called not voting and it goes straight to the third party..... I honestly don't see a problem with Trump he just needs to clean up his act...
J352SAURUS 30
Fair enough. I'm probably going to get downvoted a lot, but to me it's just kind-of sad that you elect a president and hope that he'll clean up his act. What if he doesn't? He probably won't. He needs to have a clean act before he even runs for president. Either way, what's done is done.
smarterthanyou804 5
You're obviously an uninformed idiot
Razell 13
LOL
Dat_Class_Tho 26
As soon as Trump started pulling ahead in electoral votes the stock market tanked and Canada's online immigration servers were overwhelmed/crashed. We are officially the Titanic and there aren't enough life boats.
J352SAURUS 30
I probably shouldn't have, but I found it so amusing that the servers crashed. Everyone wants to get out of there so ******* bad.
LH_FIRE_22 12
And now the stock market has skyrocketed into an all time high. I must have missed that scene on the titanic...
TimDowd 9
Well our stockmarket since Trump got elected has continuously gone up except for one month due to 2 horrific hurricanes. Looks like Trumps patching the haul and we're starting to float, to bad the stupid ass leftist are trying to smash another hole in the boat.
lgard 17
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This is such a tragic day for America.
thefmlman2011 37
Jokes on you then!